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IN THE STYLE OF WEE JOE

Got an 80's night in Cumbernauld on Friday with my lady friends.I'm going in a Madonna "costume" Basque, Hold ups, Ra Ra skirt, and high heels.
How the fook do i avoid getting a permanent hardon cutting aboot like that, and what's the chances of getting into the wummins cludgie?

posted on 29/5/19

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by Pat Liney (U1734)
posted 2 minutes ago
The Twa Corbies looks nice
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It's struggling badly.Used to play poker in there.

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Some cant will be playing poke 'er with you on Friday, mate.
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I'll be trying to play Hold em wi thre wee lassie

posted on 29/5/19

When you get off the train in Cumbernauld, you are greeted by a smashed up, abandoned car. It's really nice. Like how Paris has the Eiffel Tower. Just less towery and Eiffelly and more smashy and abandony.

posted on 29/5/19

comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 1 hour, 4 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 5 seconds ago
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble - Stage 2 complete... K... (U8919)
posted 2 seconds ago
two words for u my friend

chemical castration.
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What do you think he was in hospital for? πŸ˜‚
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It was fookin chemical something.
There's a wee 21 year old very innocent lassie going with us, I have been warnedBastirts
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So you think. You'll end up out your box over a car bonnet while 'she' boabies you mercilessly.

posted on 29/5/19

comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 1 hour, 4 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 5 seconds ago
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble - Stage 2 complete... K... (U8919)
posted 2 seconds ago
two words for u my friend

chemical castration.
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What do you think he was in hospital for? πŸ˜‚
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It was fookin chemical something.
There's a wee 21 year old very innocent lassie going with us, I have been warnedBastirts
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So you think. You'll end up out your box over a car bonnet while 'she' boabies you mercilessly.
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That's what i hope, what i think involves an alibi and domestos

posted on 29/5/19

comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 1 hour, 11 minutes ago
comment by Pat Liney (U1734)
posted 47 seconds ago
comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 42 seconds ago
comment by Pat Liney (U1734)
posted 2 minutes ago
The Twa Corbies looks nice
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It's struggling badly.Used to play poker in there.

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You will just need to get yourself down to Burroughs Sports and Social Club then.
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Fell oot wi them
British Legion for this do, outside of that Jack Snipe on a Friday and Cumbernauld Theatre rest of week.
It's all happenin
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British Legion eh? Across from the PO and KFC?

Be staying away from there on Friday πŸ˜€

posted on 29/5/19

Hopefully be doing the walk of shame |Saturday morning,
Stilletos in hand, rse in tatters

posted on 29/5/19

When you get off the train in Cumbernauld
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Think that's your first mistake.

posted on 29/5/19

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posted on 29/5/19

Zachsda, has Paps shut..?

posted on 29/5/19

A innocent 21 year old lassie in Cumbernauld? Does such a thing exist or are you on the disco biscuits already.

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