A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist , "hello, could u give me a condom. im going to my girlfriend 's home for dinner and i think i may be in with a chance!" the pharmacist gives him the condom.
As the young man is going out; he returns and says, " give me another condom because my girlfriend sister is very cute too.she always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and i thinkl i might strike it lucky there too". the pharmacist gives him a second condom.
As the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend 's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me, she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, i think she is expecting me to make a move!"
During dinner,the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. when the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "dear lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all u give us." A minute later the boy is still praying "and thank you lord for your kindness". Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. the others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others.
his girlfriend gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "i didn't know u were so religious".
the boy replies, "i didn't know your dad was a pharmacist !
Joke of the day attempt two
posted on 23/9/11
I was in the cinema the other night when I noticed a bloke with his dog a couple of rows in front of me.
Everytime there was a bit of fast action, the dog would leap up.
Whenever there was a bit of romance, the dog would lay his head on his owners shoulder.
Then, when the lead character died, the dog cried uncontrollably.
I approached the bloke at the end of the film and said "I can't believe how engrossed in the film your dog was."
He said "me neither, he hated the book".
posted on 23/9/11
He said "me neither, he hated the book".
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Don't get it?
The pun is, a reading dog....how is that funny?
posted on 23/9/11
It depends on your sense of humor, and the element of surprise I suppose.
It's like a bloke looking at Darts accessories is not funny is it, but in the context of the joke it was hilarious.
posted on 23/9/11
Ji Sung Park and his girlfriend were in bed when Park let one rip..... " It's the dog". he said. "Eff off". said his girlfriend. " It was cooked perfectly".
posted on 23/9/11
Did you hear about the two TV aerials that got married the other day?
The wedding was crap but the reception was brilliant.
posted on 23/9/11
Just like the cockney dipping his upper limbs in acid...look mum, no hands...An 'armless joke....
posted on 23/9/11
don't forget your coat Rooneysmiles!
posted on 23/9/11
Also don't forget to hang your head in shame
posted on 23/9/11
Don't get it?
The pun is, a reading dog....how is that funny?
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Oo-er the joke police have arrived. Can we have some Benzeguero approved comedy then Mein Fuhrer?
I thought it was pretty funny SteveCarr
posted on 23/9/11
A blonde got sick and tired of people telling her dumb blonde jokes so she goes and dyes her hair black. The next day she is driving down the road and sees a farmer with his sheep. She pulls over and says "Hey farmer, if I guess how many sheep you have can I take one home?" The farmer said yes. The blonde looks over the sheep and says "253." The farmer says "Unbelievable .. that's right." So the blonde walks up and grabs the first one she sees. Then the farmer comes up to her and says. "If I guess your true hair color can I have my dog back?"