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What hitter to use

by Liquidator (U1299)

Hi everyone I am having my first golf lesson in a few days and would like to know what hitter thing would be best to use.

Can I use a tennis racquet because they are bigger so I can hit the ball further? I am sure the instructor man will let me until I am confident enough to use a real bat. I am a bat size 6- is that acceptable for proper competitions?

And finally can I use a quadbike to get across the court because the buggy things are too slow for me.

Thanks and may Cliff Richard bless you all!

posted on 11/6/11

Not even a good attempt.

posted on 11/6/11

the sad thing is, i bet he actually thought this was funny when writing this.

loserrrrr

posted on 11/6/11

Miserable sh 1ts

comment by TUX (U5315)

posted on 12/6/11

Weird p---k.

posted on 12/6/11

I love a good old rip take but I'm sorry your effort can only be compared to those certain type of people that turn up at auditions for x factor/B G T.
Well you've had your fun.
It was'nt funny.
The british public will not find it funny.
And if you have a day job don't give it up, it's a NO from me that was awful,now go and do the silly interview with Stephen Mullhearn we're gonna put you on the silly n0b part of the show.
See you next year!!!!!!!

posted on 13/6/11

worst comment EVERRR!!

posted on 13/6/11

Oh dear.

comment by Maksi (U2561)

posted on 18/6/11

Funnily enough, I have played the game of golf for 36 years, hack around off my 8.1 handicap, play great and rubbish practically every round, and yet.... This post amused me a little

posted on 14/5/12

How did I miss this gem? Excellent stuff. Don't let criticism from a man who makes an erection joke about Eriksson deter you.

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