Rangers are going to need some funds to pay off Mike Ashley and i think fan contribution is the best way to make money, as such i think we all know what must be done to guarantee funds are secured. 2 words for you my friends...
"Pie Day"
i know what you are thinking "but JFK, everyday is pie day for rangers fans, what makes this so different"
Orange Pies.
not the taste, that much effort isnt required, they simply have to paint the pies orange.
Dangerous? of course, but that won't put them off
"awww kwality man and orange pie man amazing man"
In signing up for "Pie Day" fans are asked to sign all their money and belongings away to rangers in the result of perishment by pie.
"But JFK, surely nobody is that stupid"
You would think so, but watch big Billy Bunions buy a tray cause he is pure staunch.
The best bit for rangers is that, if they live, they will simply buy more pies, and if they perish then rangers can acquire all their possessions, such as pictures of the queen, flutes, & drums, and sell them onto their fellow idiots again, more cash by exploiting stupid staunchies.
For best results, Pie day should be as close as possible to old firm games, and the day of the organge walk, maybe even setting up a wee stand at various points througout the city.
Imagine it, thousands of Rangers fans waving their staunch orangey pies to show those catholics who's boss.
"nobody would wave a pie JFK"
The crumb haired monkeys put bread wrappers on their head, i think its safe to say they will be pie wavers.
a foolproof plan by exploiting fools.
you are welcome guys.
Rangers Moneymaker
posted on 29/7/19
comment by Zico♡ (U21900)
posted 6 minutes ago
What about getting a billionaire with his own sports clothing business with thousands of outlets, to sell your teams strips and you can get 7% of the total revenue for doing absolutely heehaw..?
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Is it one who can get his company's accounts out on time and doesn't have a huge tax bill from the Belgian authorities?
posted on 29/7/19
comment by Blue Heaven (U20912)
posted 24 minutes ago
comment by Zico♡ (U21900)
posted 6 minutes ago
What about getting a billionaire with his own sports clothing business with thousands of outlets, to sell your teams strips and you can get 7% of the total revenue for doing absolutely heehaw..?
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Is it one who can get his company's accounts out on time and doesn't have a huge tax bill from the Belgian authorities?
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There’s a fair bit of irony in there...
posted on 29/7/19
Hope the fat fooking Lonsdale wearing priq croaks it
posted on 29/7/19
They love a puff pastry.
posted on 29/7/19
comment by BlueNose (U6456)
posted 51 seconds ago
Hope the fat fooking Lonsdale wearing priq croaks it
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And he speaks so highly of you.
posted on 29/7/19
comment by Blue Heaven (U20912)
posted 2 hours, 36 minutes ago
comment by Zico♡ (U21900)
posted 6 minutes ago
What about getting a billionaire with his own sports clothing business with thousands of outlets, to sell your teams strips and you can get 7% of the total revenue for doing absolutely heehaw..?
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Is it one who can get his company's accounts out on time and doesn't have a huge tax bill from the Belgian authorities?
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Would have done nothing to dilute Rangers' profits.
posted on 29/7/19
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posted on 29/7/19
comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 2 hours, 10 minutes ago
They love a puff pastry.
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Crispy on the top with a soggy underbelly
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You speak for yourself
posted on 29/7/19
Hopefully orange pies will be better than their last similar venture with the blueberry pies.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=STB4s7Qhf40
posted on 29/7/19
Nice how they cater for the raison d'aitre of the Rangers fans.
https://www.inspireuplift.com/products/dino-food-holder?variant=27707805237347&cmp_id=1593480404&adg_id=60514595472&kwd=&device=m&gclid=Cj0KCQjwsvrpBRCsARIsAKBR_0LyzK5Pw1A07j_Il_gdM6jSXwm-f_7oS7Q3FWKZ8aG717XsGlyfZbEaApBmEALw_wcB
The very thing for the discerning bear.