NEW SEASON :-)

As the dust
...must
Settle?
No?

As the turf dries, No?
As the turf is fabricated
As it is designed at length and growth

What is it? That fluffy get-up we have?
Why?

Are we about to have something commence upon'eth so great?

We’ve been tickled by nonsense non starters...
UEFA Caribou EFL LEAGUE....what?

Have you got your Rooneys or your Lampards at the start?
To use the proverbial, pundit, quick fire, select all...massive fart!

Does one wait at the Airport for impending transfer?
Does one leave the Spanish giants to get on Hotspur? (hmm)

Wait.......

Steve Bruce with the social gathering
Harry Maguire into a bank note lathering

Norwich City with the underspending
Aston Villa with the...
...
....
..
Delusions of grandeur!

It’s a two horse race this year they all say
So whoever comes second, comes third! NO WAY?

Sheikh, rattle and roll...
...the dice, cuz you need some luck
but you need some spice.
VAR is now in play.
Let’s hope your not actually...


...Playing for Brighton

Anyway, as the big bang transfers come rolling in
I look forward to emptying my recycle bin..?!

If I’m not enthralled by all this, then what am I doing?
THIS FRIDAY
PREMIER LEAGUE starts again..
Amen! JAMIE VARDY