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I once told a group of lassies I was gay. Instantly they adopted me and I had to spend all night inventing stories of my intolerant family, how hard it was coming out, how I couldn’t find a nice guy etc.
It was exhausting. And of course eventually I got off with the faghaggiest of them as ‘I’d never even tried kissing a girl before’.
Eventually one of my friends told them I’d been lying all night. They were facking raging. The one I’d kissed never returned my calls in the next few days.

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comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 21 minutes ago
I once told a group of lassies I was gay. Instantly they adopted me and I had to spend all night inventing stories of my intolerant family, how hard it was coming out, how I couldn’t find a nice guy etc.
It was exhausting. And of course eventually I got off with the faghaggiest of them as ‘I’d never even tried kissing a girl before’.
Eventually one of my friends told them I’d been lying all night. They were facking raging. The one I’d kissed never returned my calls in the next few days.
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i tried that one when id slept with 2 lassies who turned out to be pals and id slung them. Said the reason i couldnt go out with either of them because i was gay.

Hahaha. “Now if you’d only take it up the erse, I could pretend...”

You two are fkn unreal

"how hard it was coming out"

How hard was it going in though that's all that matters

<matron>

While we are on important topics.

What is the maximum amount of work time you can reasonably get away with taking up for a dump?

I hate dumping at work. You never know what might happen later on.

I'm genuinely disappointed when I don't poo at work.

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 19 minutes ago
I'm genuinely disappointed when I don't poo at work.
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Exactly mate, if you can get paid to do a schite then it would be foolish not too.

I'll hold off in the morning until i get in