Morning Lads
To cheer everyone up, post some of your best jokes...
My bird asked me to make love to her on the bonnet of her Honda Civic - but I refused. If I'm going to get some action, it's going to be on my own Accord.
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What do dogs and near sighted gynaecologists have in common ? A wet nose.
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What's the difference between the G-spot and a golf ball. A man's quite happy to search for a golf ball.
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I'm not sure how I feel about m@sturbation. On one hand, it's pretty great.
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My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. So I said, 'alright fatty'
Any more to share lads ?
P.S Manchester United and Ole are valid answers but lets leave them out of this one.
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The BIG Joke Thread
posted on 10/10/19
comment by Christopher (U20930)
posted 7 hours, 46 minutes ago
What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters but never has 5 letters.
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Very true.
comment by palmers_spur (U8896)
posted on 11/10/19
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
He lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog.
comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted on 11/10/19
I would tell you the joke about the butter but you'll only spread it.
comment by Metro.⚽️ (U6770)
posted on 11/10/19
What's a Mexican's favourite sport?
Cross Country
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted on 11/10/19
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
comment by Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan (U1217)
posted on 11/10/19
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug
What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
Douglas
comment by Kenny Jackett (U1145)
posted on 11/10/19
comment by BATTYWACK (U2254)
posted 21 hours, 9 minutes ago
What’s E.T short for?
He’s got little legs.
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comment by Tamwolf (U17286)
posted on 11/10/19
What do you call a man without any shins?
Tony
comment by palmers_spur (U8896)
posted on 11/10/19
what do you call an Indian man in a bin?
Ramagin
What do you call a black guy with a biscuit on his head?
Lionel Richtea
comment by Metro.⚽️ (U6770)
posted on 21/10/19
Martin Atkinson
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