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Reaching Out

Hi there, thanks for reaching out

I've just had that as the start of an out of office email.

Aye ya cant, I'll reach out and grab you round the fckin throat

WTF are these people on with all this Mid-Atlantic claptrap that comes and goes. A few years back somebody was asked to talk about something in a meeting, but he replied that he didn't "have enough information to speak to the issue". It became clear that what he meant was he knew hee-haw about the subject.

Drill down. That's another one.

What corporate bollox-speak annoys the fck out of you guys?

posted on 15/10/19

comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by theresgonnaebeashow (U5686)
posted 25 seconds ago
Silver

In one firm we used to call the board meeting the plank meeting.

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They’re just constant.
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Post lunch thought, and the previous bit about change is constant.

How can change be constant when things that are constant never change.

posted on 15/10/19

How can change be constant when things that are constant never change
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Sevcooooooo.

posted on 15/10/19

comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 1 hour, 23 minutes ago
comment by rats juice ma big bowdayshis titties ❤️ (U6393)
posted 28 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 1 minute ago
My wife and I did our own podcast for a few months.

Mmhmm?
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Yes we did. We did it in the buff.
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Has she gone viral?
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Too many times

comment by My POV (U10636)

posted on 15/10/19

I take it reaching out is different from a reach around??

If so, then that may explain why I lost my last job...

posted on 15/10/19

POV

comment by Miller (U9310)

posted on 15/10/19

If you weren't so ham fiisted you'd have been OK.

comment by My POV (U10636)

posted on 15/10/19

comment by Miller (U9310)
posted 4 minutes ago
If you weren't so ham fiisted you'd have been OK.
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Ach, he was worth it.

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 15/10/19

comment by My POV (U10636)
posted 1 hour, 51 minutes ago
comment by Miller (U9310)
posted 4 minutes ago
If you weren't so ham fiisted you'd have been OK.
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Ach, he was worth it.
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You worked in shampoo?

comment by My POV (U10636)

posted on 15/10/19

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by My POV (U10636)
posted 1 hour, 51 minutes ago
comment by Miller (U9310)
posted 4 minutes ago
If you weren't so ham fiisted you'd have been OK.
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Ach, he was worth it.
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You worked in shampoo?
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Some liquid did end up in his hair?!?

Yes, let’s just call it ‘shampoo’.

posted on 16/10/19

Pov.

On form dude.🤣🤣

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