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The Best Derby in World Football

Most hi,

Here are some stats and graphs which determine which is the best football derby in the world.

The most important thing in games is goals and in a recent study it was determined that the more you score, the more goals you get.

Therefore I have ranked the world’s top 10 derbies in order of most goals per game on average, therefore determining which is best.

Table 3.1 – Top 10 Derbies in the World – Goals per Game (last 20 games)

Derby Goals per Game
1. Dundee v Dundee Utd 3.75
2. Barcelona v Real Madrid 3.4
3. Celtic v Rangers 3
4. Arsenal v Spurs 2.95
5. Borussia Dortmund v Borussia Mönchengladbach 2.9
6. Albion Rovers v Stirling albion 2.9
7. AC Milan v Inter Milan 2.3
8. Man Utd v Liverpool 2.1
9. Hearts v Hibs 1.95
10. Boca v River 1.95

Here is a graph showing how good the Dundee Derby is. As you can see, the more good it is the better it gets as well. So it’s like a double effect.

I------------------------------------------------------------------------
I----------------------------------------------------------------------------
I--------------------------------------------------------------Unbelievably Good
G-----------------------------------------------------Extremely Good-----
O-------------------------------------------Really Good----------------------
O---------------------------------------Good---------------------------------
D-------------------------Pretty Good-------------------------------------------
I------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I------------Quite Good--------------------------------------------------------
I_______________________Good________________________________


How weird does the word “Good" look and sound when you say it over and over. Has it always looked like that?

Anyway, we can now end the debate about which is the best derby in the world. Please do not discuss any further. I was going to do some graphs and stuff about racism and sectarianism and such but I am on a half day today as I need to get to the best derby in the world which takes place tonight.

I have included some teams from the derbies listed as you will no doubt want to debate the topic in detail and put forward your own arguments. This could get heated!!

Bye

posted 5 days, 16 hours ago

comment by Finlay Robertson (U1734)
posted 4 minutes ago
Who has everyone got money on in the fight between me and Ivan?
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Whichever of you has the biggest cowpie pre-bout.

posted 5 days, 16 hours ago

comment by Finlay Robertson (U1734)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 4 minutes ago
Club 83
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Bank Bar. Where we meeting for a fight?
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I'm in row A. Behind the camera man.

posted 5 days, 16 hours ago

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Finlay Robertson (U1734)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 4 minutes ago
Club 83
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Bank Bar. Where we meeting?
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I'm in row A. Behind the camera
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https://images.app.goo.gl/cWYcb1aoDrJJ7uFb9

posted 5 days, 16 hours ago

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by Finlay Robertson (U1734)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 4 minutes ago
Club 83
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Bank Bar. Where we meeting for a fight?
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I'm in row A. Behind the camera man.


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In the mainstand? Also row A. Behind Dundee bench

posted 5 days, 16 hours ago

comment by Finlay Robertson (U1734)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by Finlay Robertson (U1734)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 4 minutes ago
Club 83
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Bank Bar. Where we meeting for a fight?
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I'm in row A. Behind the camera man.


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In the mainstand? Also row A. Behind Dundee bench
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Ffs buy him a peh and get a room
Enjoy chaps it’s great when the result doesn’t matter can enjoy game

posted 5 days, 15 hours ago

Behind the goal

Dorrans the best player on the park

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted 5 days, 14 hours ago

Hard lines Barry. Beaten by the superior team.

8-2 on aggregate

posted 5 days, 14 hours ago

Ton.

posted 5 days, 13 hours ago

The team who scored the most goals won in my opinion

posted 5 days, 12 hours ago

They probably won in reality as well.

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