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The Beach <cool>

Honestly, is there a more magical place on earth? I ask you. Where else do fit women strip off right in front of you (for free) down to their scanties.

Then, they parade up and down the waterfront just for your entertainment often stopping to bend over to look at shells giving you the viewer a birdseye view of either ample cleavage or deliciously wobbly erse cheeks.

Not only that but there are a new batch arriving every ten minutes or so...

Its wonderful





Yes, my wife is sleeping...why do you ask?

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 24/11/19

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posted on 24/11/19

comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 32 minutes ago
What route did you go down OP, newspaper with two holes cut out, baguette hollowed out to make a telescope or just the trusty old dark shades?
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posted on 25/11/19

Hate the beach too.

Sand between my toes is like nails down a blackboard to me. Gives me the heebies....😩😩

posted on 25/11/19

comment by Hot Shot Hamish (U21959)
posted 1 hour, 24 minutes ago
Hate the beach too.

Sand between my toes is like nails down a blackboard to me. Gives me the heebies....😩😩
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Pfft...the youth of today.....sometimes you have to suffer for a swatch of hot titties

I'll just continue to enjoy with my fellow beach bums

posted on 25/11/19

At the very worst you could buy a wooden giraffe from one of the lookie look cheap as chips guys.

Endless hours of fun.

posted on 25/11/19

comment by I'm not as think as you drunk I am.......Schizophrenia was my idea!.....No it wasn't!.....You are never alone with a Schizo :D (U2115)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
comment by Hot Shot Hamish (U21959)
posted 1 hour, 24 minutes ago
Hate the beach too.

Sand between my toes is like nails down a blackboard to me. Gives me the heebies....😩😩
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Pfft...the youth of today.....sometimes you have to suffer for a swatch of hot titties

I'll just continue to enjoy with my fellow beach bums
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Youth!!??

Loooooong time since I was accused of being one of them

posted on 25/11/19

Ahm moving hoose to Largs next week - cannae wait 😎

posted on 25/11/19

comment by Foddy - make mine a treble treble (U8028)
posted 59 minutes ago
Ahm moving hoose to Largs next week - cannae wait 😎
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Binoculars for christmas?

posted on 25/11/19

Ma experience of Largs seaside in the summer means I’ll use the binoculars the wrang way roond

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 25/11/19

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