Haaland Outscoring United

he has also scored only 2 less than the whole of the "greatest team ever to play football in the universe"

he has played 57 minutes
they have played 360 minutes

so by your logic he's per minute out performing your team too.....

comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 5 hours, 17 minutes ago
comment by Liverpoolwhoelse17 (U16825)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)



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comment by Liverpoolwhoelse17 (U16825)
posted 7 minutes ago
No top player will go to man-united,not with the mess their in

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your what.

comment by Clever - son son son - 'Ole Ole Ole - The Interim One'' (U18599)
posted 7 hours, 51 minutes ago
comment by Coutinho's Merkin (U22212)
posted 12 seconds ago
But it wasn’t... you’re just a bit dim
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Aww is that all you've got? I hope they nuke ur house first runt.
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This poor lad doesn’t understand how nuclear explosions work, I think his constant anger disrupted his education

comment by Jim Lahey (U22183)
posted 9 hours, 24 minutes ago
comment by 🏆🏆🏆Gini Mini Mane Mo (Babel’s Missing Chin) 🏆🏆🏆 (U22043)
posted 44 seconds ago
comment by Jim Lahey (U22183)
posted 2 minutes ago
In other stat worthy news

Liverpool fans continue outposting United fans with United articles
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The post is about Haaland I think you’ll find.
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Erm...united in the title, united twice in the body, on the united board...
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Haaland is definitely the subject of the article.

Every complete sentence contains two parts: a subject and a predicate. The subject is what (or whom) the sentence is about, while the predicate tells something about the subject.

Haaland subject, United predicate. Ergo, post is about Haaland. Luckily it also serves to show how guff United are.

comment by 🏆 🏆 🏆 Keep It Greasy 🏆 🏆 🏆So It'll Go Down Easy (U1396)
posted 11 hours, 7 minutes ago
This idiot even thinks all Liverpool fans live in Liverpool
Bet he can't wait to reach puberty
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I honestly don't think he's smart enough to get there without killing himself.

I'd be highly surprised if he makes double figures if truth be told. But I will congratulate if he does though as he'll have managed to get his age to a higher number than his IQ.

comment by ♫♪ Gini Mini Mane Mo, Keita, Milner, Firmino ♪♫ (U19365)
posted 27 minutes ago
comment by 🏆 🏆 🏆 Keep It Greasy 🏆 🏆 🏆So It'll Go Down Easy (U1396)
posted 11 hours, 7 minutes ago
This idiot even thinks all Liverpool fans live in Liverpool
Bet he can't wait to reach puberty
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I honestly don't think he's smart enough to get there without killing himself.

I'd be highly surprised if he makes double figures if truth be told. But I will congratulate if he does though as he'll have managed to get his age to a higher number than his IQ.
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Still biting. Comment success rate?

100%

The lad can’t stop scoring.. Haaland

Man Utd haven’t really been able to start scoring

They’ve bought in Odear Igashl

comment by Redinthehead - FreeGaza - فلسطين (U1860)
posted 1 hour, 2 minutes ago
The lad can’t stop scoring.. Haaland

Man Utd haven’t really been able to start scoring

They’ve bought in Odear Igashl
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To be fair to Utd. Tonight they setup to not get beat. They weren’t bothered about scoring, they were only bothered with not conceding. It’s their standard setup when playing better teams. A goalless draw is a good result for Utd; less so for Wolves.

Holding out for a draw at home to Wolves.

comment by Redinthehead - FreeGaza - فلسطين (U1860)
posted 16 minutes ago


Holding out for a draw at home to Wolves.
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