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Rangers in the doldrums

Rangers don’t have their troubles to seek at the moment. They’re shiiit and their fans aren’t happy. I hate seeing all my bear friends on here so upset and I hate just accepting things without trying to change them so come on, bears. Get active! Your club is foundering so do something! You could try

Marching around for a while.
Fearing fewer or, indeed, *no* foes.
Boarding a notional train.
Comfort eating.
Lying about title wins.
Let’s going.
Blaming other people.
Bumming each other.
Not surrendering.
Blaming some more other people.
Bumming some food.
Blaming all the other people.
Giving up and using your time more usefully.

Come on. Stop sitting their like a useless fat beanbag full of pies. Do something! Have you considered blaming other people?

posted on 13/2/20

No wind up but an honest thought....although not the main reason for the turnaround, I think when the respective captains are compared then Rangers are seriously lacking. Tavernier is a good player but never a captain....when things are going wrong he cant seem to galvanise his team, indeed seems his play deteriorates in line with the team. Brown (I know his limits as a player) is a winner and steps up when things are going wrong. Leads by example in adversity....Hamilton, Hearts, Killie, etc...simply he is a captain and a leader. Just an observation

posted on 13/2/20

posted on 13/2/20

Cannot wait to feel the beel' when Lurgen Klopp romps to 10IAR

posted on 13/2/20

comment by super phoenix rangers - I drank a lava lamp (U14864)
posted 2 hours, 41 minutes ago
comment by Tully 1 (U20686)
posted 1 hour, 12 minutes ago
But what else could they try?
I suppose they could try the traditional 'Hullo Hullooing', or maybe something new like Mindfulness or becoming vegans?
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Blame the vegans
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Too true. I'm all about the cawwk.

Wait. What?

posted on 13/2/20

Pointy

You forgot a couple of things in the OP. They could also try

* Not walking away
* Issue a statement.

posted on 13/2/20

comment by theresgonnaebeashow (U5686)
posted 1 hour, 18 minutes ago
Pointy

You forgot a couple of things in the OP. They could also try

* Not walking away
* Issue a statement.

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We do need a statement

comment by My POV (U10636)

posted on 13/2/20

They could try going furra 55?!

posted on 13/2/20

comment by My POV (U10636)
posted 39 minutes ago
They could try going furra 55?!
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It might not seem like it but we have actually been going for 55 for a few seasons now.

The very thought of it seems to make the player shat their pants though.

comment by My POV (U10636)

posted on 13/2/20

comment by Hot Shot Hamish (U21959)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by My POV (U10636)
posted 39 minutes ago
They could try going furra 55?!
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It might not seem like it but we have actually been going for 55 for a few seasons now.

The very thought of it seems to make the player shat their pants though.


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That’s right-I remember the big banner display at the start of one of the seasons. Just before Warburton became the England manager.

posted on 13/2/20

comment by super phoenix rangers - I drank a lava lamp (U14864)
posted 4 hours, 1 minute ago
comment by theresgonnaebeashow (U5686)
posted 1 hour, 18 minutes ago
Pointy

You forgot a couple of things in the OP. They could also try

* Not walking away
* Issue a statement.

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We do need a statement
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Ahem:

“You’re all fat vvanks.”

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