A small band of intrepid clique members was dispatched to the Admiral last night to meet Schizo and assess his suitability for membership.
We were an advance party if you will. Like canaries down a Victorian mine shaft.
It's only fair that we should provide the following summary for the benefit of the wider group to give you a sense of the man.
Schizo is younger than Quinny
More mobile than Ath
Hairier than Miller
Funnier than Heed
Cheerier than Duke
Less belligerent than Curly with a drink in him
Better dressed than Lauders
Has fewer made up relatives than Jungle (although his 16 year old great niece did catch the attention of done)
Talks less than Zach
Less likely to buy a tray of jagerbombs than Ginger
That's about it.
Great to meet you mate. Thanks for making the effort.
SCHIZO -THE VERDICT
posted on 7/3/20
comment by lauders - your coefficient heroes once again (U9757)
posted 39 minutes ago
Better dressed than Lauders
Nonsense.
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That's bolder claim than going for 55
posted on 7/3/20
comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 4 hours, 15 minutes ago
Who wants to meet me ?
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Everybody x
posted on 7/3/20
Many many bad men.
posted on 7/3/20
comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 5 hours, 10 minutes ago
Who wants to meet me ?
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You had your chance......
posted on 7/3/20
comment by Call Sign: Invictus (U3627)
posted 4 hours, 5 minutes ago
comment by lauders - your coefficient heroes once again (U9757)
posted 39 minutes ago
Better dressed than Lauders
Nonsense.
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That's bolder claim than going for 55
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Starting to think that turning up wearing white tie and tails was perhaps over the top...
posted on 7/3/20
comment by I'm not as think as you drunk I am.......Schizophrenia was my idea!.....No it wasn't!.....You are never alone with a Schizo :D (U2115)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by Call Sign: Invictus (U3627)
posted 4 hours, 5 minutes ago
comment by lauders - your coefficient heroes once again (U9757)
posted 39 minutes ago
Better dressed than Lauders
Nonsense.
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That's bolder claim than going for 55
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Starting to think that turning up wearing white tie and tails was perhaps over the top...
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You were lucky to get in before the door attendants
posted on 7/3/20
<Schizo is younger than Quinny
More mobile than Ath
Hairier than Miller
Funnier than Heed
Cheerier than Duke
Less belligerent than Curly with a drink in him
Better dressed than Lauders>
Haha.
Talk about 'Damned By Faint Praise' tho.
Fred West, Lord Lucan, & Herman Goering pass thae benchmarks.
posted on 7/3/20
Enjoyed it immensely - despite my 2 hour gap in attendance.
First time ever I had a chance to talk to every JA present.
Sometimes small is better as I keep telling the missus.
posted on 7/3/20
More cheerier than me
Really ???
posted on 8/3/20
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 13 hours, 47 minutes ago
Enjoyed it immensely - despite my 2 hour gap in attendance.
First time ever I had a chance to talk to every JA present.
Sometimes small is better as I keep telling the missus.
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Back at you Quinn.....thoroughly enjoyable evening all round