I've built a wall.....

comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted 9 minutes ago
I'm laughing at the idiots hoarding and when they're asleep, I'm wiping by sliding my ass along their gardens.

That was you!!! You little sh... ok, well I’ve just dropped 10,000 tack pins onto my lawn, let’s see how hard you are now.
It’s cool though, After you slide on through, I got a can of deep heat ready to spray on yer ass!
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That made me wince reading that haha

None of you plebs got a bidet.

Panic buying on show this morning at the supermarket is beyond ridiculous now. Was so annoying having to manoeuvre two trollies of toilet roll amongst all that choas.

comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted 5 minutes ago
Panic buying on show this morning at the supermarket is beyond ridiculous now. Was so annoying having to manoeuvre two trollies of toilet roll amongst all that choas.
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Saw this one earlier:

So with the football now suspended I decided to talk to my wife for a change. I found out she got made redundant from Woolworths.

comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted 12 minutes ago
Panic buying on show this morning at the supermarket is beyond ridiculous now. Was so annoying having to manoeuvre two trollies of toilet roll amongst all that choas.
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Was it more injuredthanowen

comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted 15 minutes ago
Panic buying on show this morning at the supermarket is beyond ridiculous now. Was so annoying having to manoeuvre two trollies of toilet roll amongst all that choas.
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comment by Firmino's Brightest Tooth (U1217)
posted 41 minutes ago
Saw this one earlier:

So with the football now suspended I decided to talk to my wife for a change. I found out she got made redundant from Woolworths.
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comment by The Goofy One (U16087)
posted 2 hours, 48 minutes ago
comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted 12 minutes ago
Panic buying on show this morning at the supermarket is beyond ridiculous now. Was so annoying having to manoeuvre two trollies of toilet roll amongst all that choas.
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Was it more injuredthanowen
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I got mine early thanks.

I've just been out for ammo and guns but apparently none are to be gotten legally. Not sure how we will fight off the zombie hordes but i have gone for petrol bombs and i'm sure that'll kill the virus off as well.

the toilet paper wall needs to survive so i'm working on a trebuchet to chuck them far enough next.

comment by moreinjuredthanowen (U9641)
posted 4 hours, 10 minutes ago
comment by The Goofy One (U16087)
posted 2 hours, 48 minutes ago
comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted 12 minutes ago
Panic buying on show this morning at the supermarket is beyond ridiculous now. Was so annoying having to manoeuvre two trollies of toilet roll amongst all that choas.
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Was it more injuredthanowen
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I got mine early thanks.

I've just been out for ammo and guns but apparently none are to be gotten legally. Not sure how we will fight off the zombie hordes but i have gone for petrol bombs and i'm sure that'll kill the virus off as well.

the toilet paper wall needs to survive so i'm working on a trebuchet to chuck them far enough next.
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A chainsaw is the fun answer for zombie destruction.