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Doomsday preppers

Tell you what, you have to admire these feckers, what's going on right now is exactly what they've been waiting for all these years. They've had TV shows made about them were we all laughed and ridiculed them, but now they are the ones who are laughing loudest right now I can tell you.

Probably sat off in their bunkers right now munching on pasta, rice, pot noodles and laughing their @$$é$ off (pun intended here) at the toilet roll mountain that they've hoarded for decades.

Round of applause doomsday preppers!

posted on 15/3/20

comment by Going Loco Like Sissoko - SUPER EUROPEAN WORLD CHAMPIONS (U10893)
posted 1 hour, 42 minutes ago
comment by moreinjuredthanowen (U9641)
posted 9 seconds ago
yeahhhhhh.

guys down a hole.eating cold beans while the rest of us are fine and maybe have a light sniffle.

lots to admire there
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🤣 If they had any sense I'm sure they'd make sure they had heating and cooking facilities, otherwise that's just a tent.
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why would you have a tent?

they spend thousands on their bug out vehicle, zomebie proof fenced off cabin in the woods and stuff.

Test? faffing amateur.

posted on 15/3/20

comment by Loco Liverpool (U18018)
posted 2 hours, 5 minutes ago
You don't need a bunker to protect you from coronavirus
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You just need toilet roll and some pasta apparently.

posted on 15/3/20

comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 43 minutes ago
Well I didn't vote for Brexit and I'm over 70. I did however panic buy on red wine. Sometimes you can't be too careful.
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posted on 15/3/20

comment by Shaun M - I can't see me loving nobody but Leeds! (U9955)
posted 13 minutes ago
comment by Loco Liverpool (U18018)
posted 2 hours, 5 minutes ago
You don't need a bunker to protect you from coronavirus
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You just need toilet roll and some pasta apparently.

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toilet roll is bought as a quick and easy wall 4 or 500 packs of 12 should keep the zombies back, as long as it doesn't rain.

I can only presume the pasta is used in some form of fragmentation grenade.

Clearly these people are not eating or using this much cos they left all the lasana sheets in the local tesco.

posted on 15/3/20

comment by moreinjuredthanowen (U9641)
posted 39 minutes ago
comment by Going Loco Like Sissoko - SUPER EUROPEAN WORLD CHAMPIONS (U10893)
posted 1 hour, 42 minutes ago
comment by moreinjuredthanowen (U9641)
posted 9 seconds ago
yeahhhhhh.

guys down a hole.eating cold beans while the rest of us are fine and maybe have a light sniffle.

lots to admire there
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🤣 If they had any sense I'm sure they'd make sure they had heating and cooking facilities, otherwise that's just a tent.
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why would you have a tent?

they spend thousands on their bug out vehicle, zomebie proof fenced off cabin in the woods and stuff.

Test? faffing amateur.


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What's the matter MITO?

When you were on the old JA I remember you for your class wunter over meijer articles so I know you have a dry sense of humour, but here you seem to be triggered by something. The article is tongue in cheek and is only meant as a little light hearted fun. So what's up?

posted on 16/3/20

The Asda 5 mins from mine is still absolutely stacked. No need to panic just yet 😎

posted on 16/3/20

The doomsday preppers over there have got it right. Our government is going to put over 70’s in isolation. The zombie apocalypse happens, gets us all, and we’re left with a load of pensioners to repopulate the country.

posted on 16/3/20

comment by FieldsofAnfieldRd (U18971)
posted 32 minutes ago
The doomsday preppers over there have got it right. Our government is going to put over 70’s in isolation. The zombie apocalypse happens, gets us all, and we’re left with a load of pensioners to repopulate the country.
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Sounds good to me

posted on 16/3/20

comment by FieldsofAnfieldRd (U18971)
posted 33 minutes ago
The doomsday preppers over there have got it right. Our government is going to put over 70’s in isolation. The zombie apocalypse happens, gets us all, and we’re left with a load of pensioners to repopulate the country.
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🤣🤣🤣

posted on 16/3/20

comment by FieldsofAnfieldRd (U18971)
posted 40 minutes ago
The doomsday preppers over there have got it right. Our government is going to put over 70’s in isolation. The zombie apocalypse happens, gets us all, and we’re left with a load of pensioners to repopulate the country.
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Imagine in a few months when we’re though it, those feckers will be in turbo mode. Great time to start a cult if you own a bomb shelter and a home canning machine.

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