Letโs lighten up the days:
We ordered a takeaway Chinese meal last night due to the lockdown.
A little Chinese driver comes up the path and I walked out to meet him.
He started shouting โisolate isolate".
I said calm down, your not that late I only ordered an hour ago...
Corny Corona jokes
posted on 27/3/20
Saw a hashtag - #clapfortheNHS - so had to do my bit. I went out and made love to a few nurses. Assume gonorrhea is some sort of vaccine for corona?
My efforts were appreciated, as when I came home at 8 everyone was in their doorstep applauding and cheering.
posted on 27/3/20
Mate of mines in hospital with covid-19. They put him on a dyson ventilator, reckon he’s picking up well ๐
posted on 27/3/20
A couple of new songs have just been released:
Don’t cry for me Quarantina!
Beatles - I don’t wanna hold your hand
More new releases expected
posted on 27/3/20
comment by He’s our centre half! He’s our number 4! (U22158)
posted 2 hours, 33 minutes ago
Mate of mines in hospital with covid-19. They put him on a dyson ventilator, reckon he’s picking up well ๐
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Did you tell him to stop moaning and suck it up
posted on 27/3/20
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posted on 27/3/20
If any of you get an email saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains Covid 19, ignore it, it’s just spam.
posted on 27/3/20
comment by JonnyLosAngeles (My Dad was made in Leeds) ืขื ืืฉืจืื ืื (U9756)
posted 2 minutes ago
If any of you get an email saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains Covid 19, ignore it, it’s just spam.
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Monty Python.โณ๐๐คผโ๏ธ♥๏ธ
posted on 27/3/20
I was going to make a joke about social distancing, but this was as close as I could get.
posted on 29/3/20
I’ve determined that I’m a recovering hypochondriac, but I just don’t seem to be getting better.
posted on 30/3/20
I remember conversing with the good chap VOF, maybe about 2 months ago.. he'd just changed his name to 'VOF - what could possible go wrong now'
hmmm....