To take our minds of the breaking news death toll.
Tough times for burglars, shoplifters, muggers, pick pockets and mobile phone snatchers.
Everyone at home, so housebreaking is increasingly difficult.
Less zombies out walking looking at their phones, so scooter thieves are stuck too.
Not many old ladies out to mug and in stores, wan at a time, and security staff directing you around...Zach is nearly out of sausages as we speak.
Drug dealers too can't hang about on the street or drive around making non essential journeys.
Less crime and pollution too.....
Tough time to be a tea leaf.
Any other benefits in the current situation.
More babies being made, if you can keep the other kids out of the way?
What is going to be the Corona dividend?
Browse:
#Thinkofthieves
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted on 1/4/20
comment by thebluebellsarablue (U9292)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 12 hours, 12 minutes ago
Strange how we suddenly find so many officers patrolling our streets to catch people out of their houses, driving too far, mess about with drones, or within 2m of someone else whilst we are short on numbers and claim we can’t police street crime.
I’m baffled
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Good point....where have all the polis come from?
It's like the lovely lassies who appear on the first warm summer day....is there a massive aircraft hanger holding cops and sexy wimmin?
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Yes. I've seen the film
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted on 1/4/20
Normally can't get the polis to out of order parties but suddenly...
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/5445570/cop-storms-scots-flat-house-party/
comment by TBABlue and Yellow. (U9292)
posted on 1/4/20
Any April Fools?
Not the right time, maybe😥
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted on 1/4/20
Germans warned their press not to go there.
comment by TBABlue and Yellow. (U9292)
posted on 1/4/20
Ath
About driving around in cars!
We have to at times now, but folk driving about for no reason means they need more petrol, so we go to garages, or we could crash and cause more hassle for ambulance crews and nurses and cops!
I think👍😳
comment by TBABlue and Yellow. (U9292)
posted on 1/4/20
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 1 minute ago
Germans warned their press not to go there.
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Wise move!
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted on 1/4/20
I’m a bit worried. Been having problems with my diesel cos since the kids driving themselves I’ve only been doing short journeys and the car has been real sluggish starting. Garage said likely the injectors and dpf clogging and gave me a fuel additive which helped but now with lockdown it getting worse again. Only a long journey gets the dpf up to temp and get the cleaning chemicals doing their job. Suspect the garages will be busy after this?
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted on 1/4/20
comment by thebluebellsarablue (U9292)
posted 1 hour, 2 minutes ago
Any April Fools?
Not the right time, maybe😥
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There was a cracker on the front page of the Express
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted on 1/4/20
Ally done
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/ally-mccoist-teased-brilliant-zlatan-21791492
comment by TBABlue and Yellow. (U9292)
posted on 2/4/20
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted 21 hours, 18 minutes ago
comment by thebluebellsarablue (U9292)
posted 1 hour, 2 minutes ago
Any April Fools?
Not the right time, maybe😥
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There was a cracker on the front page of the Express
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Daughter getting home schooled like them all, and teacher asked then to have a book read and 30 page summary ready for 4pm yesterday, so I heard my daughter curse.
Then Happy April Fools message read out LMAO.
Gotchya
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