Two guys waiting in the queue at B&Q and the guy in front has 15 litres of exterior masonry house paint and a 2 inch brush. One guy turns to the other and says incredulously "15 litres of exterior masonry paint and a two inch brush?? That's gonna take that contagious".
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8 p.m. I get an txt from my wife: Me or football?!
11 p.m. I txt my wife: You of course.
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I got chatting to a 14 year old girl on the Internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and shexy, so I suggested we meet up.
She turned out to be an undercover detective.
How cool is that at her age?!
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I tried to take my dog to an obedience class but he refused.
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comment by Zachsda(change our mindset, treat this seriously) (U1850)
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What’s pink and wrinkled and hangs out you’re pyjamas
Yer ma
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your
I know we're in a crisis, but standards etc. etc.
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Best thread of the week...so far