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Social Distancing Sessions

Afternoon lads, hope you're all well.

One of my best mates and his partner had their baby the other day.
Obviously no family being able to visit has them a wee bit down although overbearing parents can be a nightmare when you've got a newborn.
Her family are in Canada though so could be a long time until they meet.

Anyway, we couldn't traditionally wet the baby's head with our mate so we had a group video call last night, raised a glass then took turns selecting music, slaughtering each other and getting upside down.

Strange night but was great to see the lads and almost felt normal if a bit awkward to start with (possibly due to me removing my clothes)

With no football /pubs etc I really needed it

How's everyone else replacing their needs?

posted on 7/4/20

comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 23 minutes ago
comment by (U14278)
posted 1 hour, 15 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 40 minutes ago
Rachel Riley looking stunning on countdown now
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Carol voderman and kelly brook on bake off tonight. Might let the missus have the remote tonight.




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Carol vorderman looks like Jigsaw from the “Saw” films now
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Hang on...Timmy's got a missus.

comment by atheist (U2783)

posted on 7/4/20

So he's a lesbian?

posted on 7/4/20

posted on 7/4/20

comment by thebluebellsarablue (U9292)
posted 3 hours, 41 minutes ago
comment by Hot Shot Hamish (U21959)
posted 2 minutes ago
Been walking my dog everyday for a couple of hours in the woodland, and nearly every person I come across, when they see me ahead, they stop and move about 2 meters into the foliage to let me walk past, even if there is plenty of room to walk past me . I feel like a king atm
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I think you mean you feel like a tim
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We always give them a good six feet, here in Ulster.
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Oh nice. Burying Tims?

comment by lauders (U9757)

posted on 7/4/20

I've been doing a lot of cooking to pass the time too. Eating well if far too much

posted on 7/4/20

comment by lauders - your coefficient heroes once again (U9757)
posted 16 minutes ago
I've been doing a lot of cooking to pass the time too. Eating well if far too much
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A bear eating too much

Well well well

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 7/4/20

comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by lauders - your coefficient heroes once again (U9757)
posted 16 minutes ago
I've been doing a lot of cooking to pass the time too. Eating well if far too much
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A bear eating too much

Well well well
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A berating too much?

comment by atheist (U2783)

posted on 7/4/20

Celeberating bear!

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 7/4/20

It’s times like this you understand why your gran gave herself to the 5th airforce bomber command for a pack of 20 denier on VE Day, er week.

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 7/4/20

Wee reminder the programme about Scottish swearing tonight 10pm bbc Scotland.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000h682

Liberal use of 4 letter words apparently.

Ya bunch o’ cvnts.

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