On behalf of everyone at IvanGolacIsMagic FC, I want to first take a moment to wish all of our loyal supporters the best of health, and I hope you are all well both physically and mentally (not the disloyal ones though, they can feck off).
I note this morning that the Predictor League organisers have taken the unilateral decision to end the PL with no regards to the wishes of its member clubs, nor indeed with any regard to sporting integrity. To end the season when there is still so much to play for and with a number of positions still up for grabs is both shocking and unhelpful.
Our suggestion that IvanGolacIsMagic FC receives all the prize money because we might have still won the league if everyone else had stopped guessing the scores has apparently fallen on deaf ears, and this is in our opinion unacceptable given that it is the obvious and clear way to end this campaign.
I want to assure our supporters that we will be seeking legal recourse on this unacceptable turn of events as I have in my possession a dossier that shows the lengths that Call Sign has gone to so as to ensure that IvanGolacIsMagic FC does not win this campaign, including evidence that every other team that is above us has been given some kind of time machine so they could see the future results. Obviously we aren't in a position to share this evidence but you should just believe me because staunch.
It also goes without saying that Call Sign is now officially 'on the list'.
I encourage all our supporters to simply believe everything that is written in this statement because staunch.
Mon the IvanGolacIsMagic FC
Statement on Predictor League
posted on 19/5/20
JFK Rovers are in full support.
i have been in a whatsapp group which shows corruption in the league.
posted on 19/5/20
comment by Ghod#18 (U9390)
posted 3 minutes ago
no mention of the tangerine pound?
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This isn't motivated by money, but sporting integrity. Honest.
posted on 19/5/20
The OF should be hammered for this
posted on 19/5/20
It's a sorry state of affairs when foreigners pick up the trophy.
Should be banned from entering.
posted on 19/5/20
Top marks, worth giving a 5 star rating.
I released a very short statement on the table thread.
In the interests of openness and integrity, I believe we should form a shady alliance to coerce other members in to following our lead.
posted on 19/5/20
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 44 minutes ago
JFK Rovers are in full support.
i have been in a whatsapp group which shows corruption in the league.
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Grassing bassa
posted on 19/5/20
I see the JA606 Predictor board have responded with their own statement
posted on 19/5/20
comment by Call Sign: Invictus (U3627)
posted 23 minutes ago
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 44 minutes ago
JFK Rovers are in full support.
i have been in a whatsapp group which shows corruption in the league.
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Grassing bassa
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With my evidence i demand your suspension.
posted on 19/5/20
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Call Sign: Invictus (U3627)
posted 23 minutes ago
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 44 minutes ago
JFK Rovers are in full support.
i have been in a whatsapp group which shows corruption in the league.
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Grassing bassa
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With my evidence i demand your suspension.
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I'll happily resign
posted on 19/5/20
As an impartial observer in all this, I, Tom English-sorry, Tom, uhm, Arabian-would like to shove my nose in where it’s not needed, wanted or warranted and help to push an agenda.
This simply cannot be allowed, and even though I’ve not seen the dossier, I can assure you it’s explosive, and full of stuff. Real stuff. Not made up stuff, but stuff. Stuff that’s been handed to IvanGolacIsMagic FC by a whistleblower who for the sake of this convo we’ll call Deep Throat (we all know it’s lauders, but we’ll just use the nickname we’ve always used for him).
Now, I’m going to keep going at this and hold this position even though it makes no sense for the next few weeks.
Ridiculous. Despicable. Truly atrocious.