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Heard 3 great golfing phrases the other day ....

Dominic Cummings - a long drive out of bounds but no penalty!
Adolf Hitler - 2 shots in the bunker!
Denis Wise - a nasty 5ft putt!!

comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 11 minutes ago
Heard 3 great golfing phrases the other day ....

Dominic Cummings - a long drive out of bounds but no penalty!
Adolf Hitler - 2 shots in the bunker!
Denis Wise - a nasty 5ft putt!!
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I play army golf

Left, right, left right

comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 23 minutes ago
Heard 3 great golfing phrases the other day ....

Dominic Cummings - a long drive out of bounds but no penalty!
Adolf Hitler - 2 shots in the bunker!
Denis Wise - a nasty 5ft putt!!
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Irish, I've played golf approx 5 times, been fcking sheite everytime, SO wanted tae be good at it as so many of my mates play it but alas I sit in the house whilst those smug fckers are out there "whacking" it

It’s a great game piff

comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 27 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 11 minutes ago
Heard 3 great golfing phrases the other day ....

Dominic Cummings - a long drive out of bounds but no penalty!
Adolf Hitler - 2 shots in the bunker!
Denis Wise - a nasty 5ft putt!!
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I play army golf

Left, right, left right
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Irish, oh aye

Its a sport I SO want tae both enjoy and want to be good at but sadly my boxing and basketball past hasn't really helped me?

I do fck all else in my spare time other than drink mate so a round of golf would be the bees knees for me

comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted 1 minute ago
Irish, oh aye

Its a sport I SO want tae both enjoy and want to be good at but sadly my boxing and basketball past hasn't really helped me?

I do fck all else in my spare time other than drink mate so a round of golf would be the bees knees for me
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You’re sorted mate
Golf and drinking go hand in hand

I'll gie it another go then

I did enjoy the 19th hole

Golf and drinking do not go hand in hand. It's illegal to drink and drive.