Game predictions

For this week
C Palace 2 Burnley 1
Brighton 1 Man Utd 1
Arsenal 3 Norwich 0
Bournemouth 2 Newcastle 0
Everton 2 Leicester 1
West Ham 2 Chelsea 2
Sheff Utd 1 Tottenham 1
Man City 1 Liverpool 1

These predictions are based on an analysis of each team's last five home/away games (as appropriate), prevailing wind direction, the bit of seaweed hanging outside my back door, boredom and (mainly) to the 2 litres of Scrumpy Jack that I have consumed so far today.