Calls for Europes top football clubs to change names as to not offend people is gathering traction.
Manchester United and Manchester City are thought to be in part responsible for gender inequality in the area. The city itself is also home to many females and the name suggests male dominion over the city.
Liverpool are another club on the agenda as vegans across the land are outraged at the promotion of the meat eating culture in the merseyside area. Colin from the society of veganism said, "why must we condone the use of animal organs? It is our aim that the club changes it's name to something more pc. Wet Nellypool would make a fantastic name in my opinion and it keeps the heritage of the area intact".
Other clubs set to be targeted are Spanish club Real Madrid as the name is deemed offensive to neighbours Atletico who are also a real club in the city. Arsenal and Spurs' use of a cannon and c*ck is also on the agenda, as is the fat shaming moose/hart on the Watfrod crest.
United, City, Liverpool to change names?
posted on 10/7/20
comment by Terminator1 (U1863)
posted 0 seconds ago
Does it get any more offensive than sCUNTthorpe?
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And yes I know there’s only one T
posted on 10/7/20
comment by der kloppites Hi, wie geht es dir * (U13373)
posted 2 hours, 38 minutes ago
I thought you had already changed you name to Bruno United FC 👍
West Ham has to go too
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May I suggest West Lettuce FC?
posted on 10/7/20
Birmingham City -> Birnicepersonalityham City
Hamilton Academical -> Hamilton Alllearningabilities
Forfar Athletic -> Forfar Wheelieswelcome
posted on 10/7/20
Too much ham rosso, too much ham
posted on 10/7/20
comment by Pride of the North (U6803)
posted 2 hours, 50 minutes ago
Too much ham rosso, too much ham
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Birmingham should change to Birmingammon for a bit of variety
posted on 10/7/20
Leyton Asian-American
posted on 10/7/20
This is a good time to be called Woking FC.
posted on 10/7/20
comment by N2 (U22280)
posted 24 minutes ago
This is a good time to be called Woking FC.
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Be careful there.... What about the Woqueens?
posted on 10/7/20
comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 52 minutes ago
comment by N2 (U22280)
posted 24 minutes ago
This is a good time to be called Woking FC.
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Be careful there.... What about the Woqueens?
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👏
posted on 11/7/20
comment by Jalisco Red (U4195)
posted 19 hours, 9 minutes ago
From Wikipedia:
The generally accepted etymology of [Manchester/Mamucium] is that it comes from Brittonic *mamm- ("breast", in reference to a "breast-like hill".
If anything the name implies female dominion over the city
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Breastchester has a nice ring to it