Love him or hate him Jose truly has some memorable quotes here are my top 10.
1, On his first day or training, It's like watching a bunch of ret*#rds trying to hump a doorknob out there!
2, is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
3, I love the smell of qu**f in the morning
4, To Harry Kane, Those men and that muff-diver believe in you
5, To Ndombele, Come on! I get better runs in my shorts
6, His advice when Ole took over at Man Utd, If you're going to become a true football manager , then you've got to learn the five d's of of Football: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge
7, His first away game pre match speach at Spurs, If you want to have an away victory, you have to grab it by its haunches and
you gotta hump it into submission!
8, Jose to Levy – “I've got some hookers in my room. What do you say we go celebrate? My treat"
Levy– “No, thanks I'll just stick with the scarf, but thank you."
Jose – “Suit yourself, qu#*r."
9, This is Jose Mourinho saying "Take care of your balls, and they'll take care of you."
10, Tomorrow, we're gonna pecker-slap those Arsenal bas*#*d's!
Memorable Jose Quotes!
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"If i speak, i am in trouble"
posted on 2/9/20
My favourite quote is
"As a King of football, I have conquered Italy, Portugal, Spain and England. Only thick Spurs fans and particularly those on Ja606 do not appreciate me. I sleep in Spurs panjamas. Do they? I think not! I am Tottenham Hotspur! They are peasants and will grow to love me. There will be a statue of me one day at the best stadium in the world and fans will bend the knee, everytime they see it. Oh and feck off LOL" Only the LOL bit is made up. The rest is 100% true.
posted on 2/9/20
comment by LukaBrasi Average Team Fan (U22178)
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My favourite quote is
"As a King of football, I have conquered Italy, Portugal, Spain and England. Only thick Spurs fans and particularly those on Ja606 do not appreciate me. I sleep in Spurs panjamas. Do they? I think not! I am Tottenham Hotspur! They are peasants and will grow to love me. There will be a statue of me one day at the best stadium in the world and fans will bend the knee, everytime they see it. Oh and feck off LOL" Only the LOL bit is made up. The rest is 100% true.
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comment by Don_tottenham (U3372)
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comment by Dave&Danny (U4428)
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Can we do memorable Sandy quotes next please, I have a whole file full of them
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“Will win the league with a bit to spare “
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posted on 2/9/20
comment by Phenom - least knowledgeable spurs poster 2019/20 (U20037)
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comment by LukaBrasi Average Team Fan (U22178)
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My favourite quote is
"As a King of football, I have conquered Italy, Portugal, Spain and England. Only thick Spurs fans and particularly those on Ja606 do not appreciate me. I sleep in Spurs panjamas. Do they? I think not! I am Tottenham Hotspur! They are peasants and will grow to love me. There will be a statue of me one day at the best stadium in the world and fans will bend the knee, everytime they see it. Oh and feck off LOL" Only the LOL bit is made up. The rest is 100% true.
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https://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/425095
posted on 2/9/20
Best moment from the Amazon doc for me so far is when he went to switch Sky sports because they were saying the he is a "Has been", he said "Faack off!"
Wouldn't catch Poch doing that
posted on 2/9/20
comment by LukaBrasi Average Team Fan (U22178)
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comment by Phenom- least knowledgeable spurs poster 2019/20 (U20037)
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comment by LukaBrasi Average Team Fan (U22178)
posted 1 minute ago
My favourite quote is
"As a King of football, I have conquered Italy, Portugal, Spain and England. Only thick Spurs fans and particularly those on Ja606 do not appreciate me. I sleep in Spurs panjamas. Do they? I think not! I am Tottenham Hotspur! They are peasants and will grow to love me. There will be a statue of me one day at the best stadium in the world and fans will bend the knee, everytime they see it. Oh and feck off LOL" Only the LOL bit is made up. The rest is 100% true.
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I’ve been stuck in a loop for almost an hour now. Someone help!
posted on 2/9/20
comment by LukaBrasi Average Team Fan (U22178)
posted 1 hour, 3 minutes ago
My favourite quote is
"As a King of football, I have conquered Italy, Portugal, Spain and England. Only thick Spurs fans and particularly those on Ja606 do not appreciate me. I sleep in Spurs panjamas. Do they? I think not! I am Tottenham Hotspur! They are peasants and will grow to love me. There will be a statue of me one day at the best stadium in the world and fans will bend the knee, everytime they see it. Oh and feck off LOL" Only the LOL bit is made up. The rest is 100% true.
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What has he won at Tottenham, kn*b let's wait and see, unless Levy opens his purse he ain't gonna win nothing
posted on 2/9/20
What has he won at Tottenham? The hearts and minds of all us LOL
posted on 2/9/20
comment by LukaBrasi Average Team Fan (U22178)
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comment by Phenom- least knowledgeable spurs poster 2019/20 (U20037)
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comment by LukaBrasi Average Team Fan (U22178)
posted 1 minute ago
My favourite quote is
"As a King of football, I have conquered Italy, Portugal, Spain and England. Only thick Spurs fans and particularly those on Ja606 do not appreciate me. I sleep in Spurs panjamas. Do they? I think not! I am Tottenham Hotspur! They are peasants and will grow to love me. There will be a statue of me one day at the best stadium in the world and fans will bend the knee, everytime they see it. Oh and feck off LOL" Only the LOL bit is made up. The rest is 100% true.
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and someone help poor philspurs.