The departure of Mike Smalling to Roma means that Phil 'the face' Jones now becomes the longest serving current player for Manchester United football club, having been with us for 9 years and 4 months (narrowly beating David De Gea by 13 days)
What a tremendous achievement. Let's use this celebratory thread to post all of our favourite Jonesy moments.
No WUMs please.
Sir Phillip Jones
posted on 5/10/20
I do feel a bit sorry for Jones, to be fair. Must be horrible for him to not be able to actually play football, and to have just become a meme. I felt so bad for him after his comments about the testimonial.
posted on 5/10/20
I think it might be best if he just retires and gets a normal job like a bus conductor or something.
https://www.google.com/search?q=blakey+on+the+buses&safe=strict&rlz=1C1AWFC_enGB733GB733&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjOoLu3jp7sAhUNQRUIHQk-ALMQ_AUoAXoECEMQAw&biw=1366&bih=657#imgrc=OYpiQbOLS0qiCM
posted on 5/10/20
You do feel Jones actually cares about the club but his body just isn't up to it. Shame.
posted on 5/10/20
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 1 minute ago
I think it might be best if he just retires and gets a normal job like a bus conductor or something.
https://www.google.com/search?q=blakey+on+the+buses&safe=strict&rlz=1C1AWFC_enGB733GB733&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjOoLu3jp7sAhUNQRUIHQk-ALMQ_AUoAXoECEMQAw&biw=1366&bih=657#imgrc=OYpiQbOLS0qiCM
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“And what is your experience of buses?”
“Well, I did two and a half years under Jose Mourinho.”
“I see!”
posted on 5/10/20
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 3 minutes ago
You do feel Jones actually cares about the club but his body just isn't up to it. Shame.
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Seriously, I do feel for him. I’d probably go to his testimonial.
posted on 5/10/20
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 3 minutes ago
You do feel Jones actually cares about the club but his body just isn't up to it. Shame.
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Seriously, I do feel for him. I’d probably go to his testimonial.
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Fair play.
posted on 5/10/20
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 1 minute ago
I think it might be best if he just retires and gets a normal job like a bus conductor or something.
https://www.google.com/search?q=blakey+on+the+buses&safe=strict&rlz=1C1AWFC_enGB733GB733&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjOoLu3jp7sAhUNQRUIHQk-ALMQ_AUoAXoECEMQAw&biw=1366&bih=657#imgrc=OYpiQbOLS0qiCM
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“And what is your experience of buses?”
“Well, I did two and a half years under Jose Mourinho.”
“I see!”
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posted on 5/10/20
Remember when LVG made Jones take our corners, what a nutter.
posted on 5/10/20
Also, his Munich tribute was an interesting choice. The fact he must have paid someone for that logo too.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CasQvZfWAAEmZC-.jpg
posted on 5/10/20
amazing that ashley young realising that he was swallowing bird sh!t isn't the worst face pulled at OT over the last decade.