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Sir Phillip Jones

The departure of Mike Smalling to Roma means that Phil 'the face' Jones now becomes the longest serving current player for Manchester United football club, having been with us for 9 years and 4 months (narrowly beating David De Gea by 13 days)

What a tremendous achievement. Let's use this celebratory thread to post all of our favourite Jonesy moments.

No WUMs please.

posted on 5/10/20

I do feel a bit sorry for Jones, to be fair. Must be horrible for him to not be able to actually play football, and to have just become a meme. I felt so bad for him after his comments about the testimonial.

posted on 5/10/20

I think it might be best if he just retires and gets a normal job like a bus conductor or something.

https://www.google.com/search?q=blakey+on+the+buses&safe=strict&rlz=1C1AWFC_enGB733GB733&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjOoLu3jp7sAhUNQRUIHQk-ALMQ_AUoAXoECEMQAw&biw=1366&bih=657#imgrc=OYpiQbOLS0qiCM

posted on 5/10/20

You do feel Jones actually cares about the club but his body just isn't up to it. Shame.

posted on 5/10/20

comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 1 minute ago
I think it might be best if he just retires and gets a normal job like a bus conductor or something.

https://www.google.com/search?q=blakey+on+the+buses&safe=strict&rlz=1C1AWFC_enGB733GB733&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjOoLu3jp7sAhUNQRUIHQk-ALMQ_AUoAXoECEMQAw&biw=1366&bih=657#imgrc=OYpiQbOLS0qiCM
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“And what is your experience of buses?”
“Well, I did two and a half years under Jose Mourinho.”
“I see!”

posted on 5/10/20

comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 3 minutes ago
You do feel Jones actually cares about the club but his body just isn't up to it. Shame.
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Seriously, I do feel for him. I’d probably go to his testimonial.

posted on 5/10/20

comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 3 minutes ago
You do feel Jones actually cares about the club but his body just isn't up to it. Shame.
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Seriously, I do feel for him. I’d probably go to his testimonial.

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Fair play.

posted on 5/10/20

comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 1 minute ago
I think it might be best if he just retires and gets a normal job like a bus conductor or something.

https://www.google.com/search?q=blakey+on+the+buses&safe=strict&rlz=1C1AWFC_enGB733GB733&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjOoLu3jp7sAhUNQRUIHQk-ALMQ_AUoAXoECEMQAw&biw=1366&bih=657#imgrc=OYpiQbOLS0qiCM
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“And what is your experience of buses?”
“Well, I did two and a half years under Jose Mourinho.”
“I see!”

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posted on 5/10/20

Remember when LVG made Jones take our corners, what a nutter.

posted on 5/10/20

Also, his Munich tribute was an interesting choice. The fact he must have paid someone for that logo too.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CasQvZfWAAEmZC-.jpg

posted on 5/10/20

amazing that ashley young realising that he was swallowing bird sh!t isn't the worst face pulled at OT over the last decade.

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