Pun's Joke Thread

I was told to stop making puns about winter.

They gave me a season desist order.

How do you make a bear cross?

Nail two bears together.

My sister told me she just baked some synonym buns...
I replied “you mean, just like the ones grammar used to make?”

comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 3 days ago
My sister told me she just baked some synonym buns...
I replied “you mean, just like the ones grammar used to make?”
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Dough...

How do hookers get paid?

Income

A man has been stealing wheels from police cars.

Police are working tirelessly to catch him.

Yo, what language/programme do u specialise in

why did the man open a pizza shop? he wanted to make some dough

Unity, C# mostly

Bit of C++ & Python too, my background is mostly gaming and AR / VR type stuff

comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 4 minutes ago
why did the man open a pizza shop? he wanted to make some dough
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