OnlyPuns (and other jokes)

comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted less than a minute ago
apologies after some research I may have been wrong, just see a video of loads puffin on an island
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those birds have never flown higher

comment by InBefore (U20589)
posted 2 seconds ago
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted less than a minute ago
apologies after some research I may have been wrong, just see a video of loads puffin on an island
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those birds have never flown higher
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up to about 420 ft

apparently most seabirds now have an addiction to seaweed and have been advised to seakelp.

comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by InBefore (U20589)
posted 2 seconds ago
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted less than a minute ago
apologies after some research I may have been wrong, just see a video of loads puffin on an island
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those birds have never flown higher
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up to about 420 ft
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thats crazy, as high as a kite.

comment by InBefore (U20589)
posted 1 minute ago
apparently most seabirds now have an addiction to seaweed and have been advised to seakelp.
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thats rather spliffing ... well done

Hahahaha these are brilliant

Niiiice

comment by InBefore (U20589)
posted about an hour ago
apparently most seabirds now have an addiction to seaweed and have been advised to seakelp.
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From distinguished seabird psychiatrist Albert Ross?

It didn’t come a shock to me that James Earl Jones has died.

His breathing has been sounding awful for years.

I usd to have a seabird at home, but I had to give it away when I started to take viiagra. Just looking at the sexy animal made me want frigate.