So apparently Edinson Cavani has taken up ballet, partly in a bid to maintain fitness, partly because he likes it. If we were to apply a pre-metrosexual logic to this, one could argue this gives hope that he'll extend his top level career beyond usual parameters. You see, Giggs took up yoga and we know how that worked for him, and yoga and ballet are both i) stretchy and ii) things we're not quite sure how we feel about a man doing.
So, in conclusion, he's going to score 28 league goals this season. And he'll make some of us ask some searching questions about who we are.
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Cavani longevity
comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted on 6/10/20
Maybe he can bring a bit of culture to the squad, take J Lingz to see Swan Lake, Pogba to the Bolshoi or even just watch some old episodes of Fame with the lads.
comment by Darren The String Fletcher (U10026)
posted on 6/10/20
Hopefully it’ll help him score plenty of (nut)crackers in a United shirt.
comment by Prem (U7618)
posted on 6/10/20
Hope he doesn't suffer from cramp.
posted on 6/10/20
Who’s this Longevitti? Another Uruguayan lad?
posted on 6/10/20
RDD told me we had the perfect transfer window. He also said the 6-1 loss was actually a victory! We are not worthy!
posted on 6/10/20
comment by Donny The King van de Beek (U10026)
posted 41 minutes ago
Hopefully it’ll help him score plenty of (nut)crackers in a United shirt.
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comment by Shugs (U14253)
posted on 6/10/20
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 1 hour, 42 minutes ago
Who’s this Longevitti? Another Uruguayan lad?
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Pochettinos recommendation probably
comment by Robbnaldo (U22311)
posted on 6/10/20
comment by Shugs (U14253)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 1 hour, 42 minutes ago
Who’s this Longevitti? Another Uruguayan lad?
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Pochettinos recommendation probably
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posted on 7/10/20
If he doesn't do little twirl and get lifted into the air by Harry Maguire when he scores, I'll be majorly disappointed.
comment by HB Fash (U21935)
posted on 7/10/20
How is he going to counter attack with no pace.
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