The Stringerbell Battle Thread

What the!
Yep, it’s April Fools alright....
How’s the Mid-table life crisis?
Still trusting the process?
listen you coward, keep running. You’ve shown everyone, you haven’t the heart for this. You’re a fraud.
It’s a nice day, not in the mood to smoke anyone, even a troll like you. Go out, enjoy the day... and the rest of your dead season!

Hi Stringer

Mid-table isn't too bad, thanks - still in the hunt for a trophy so not a disaster, although things could be better I won't deny it.

Keep running? From what ? I call you out at random times and you keep nibbling away.

The only fraudulent thing is your fake wannabe tough-guy presence online. Everyone still thinks you're a joke lad

Enjoy your Easter weekend and let's see how your half a billion pound group of players let you down again.

Yes it's April fools but you are not fooling anyone, with your Mid Table is alright. You've had a tragic season.
for a supposed big team... embarrassing even.
Yeah i'm gonna bite, cos you're in no positioning to big your dead team up.
and what's this tough guy nonsense? this is only football banter, nothing tough about it
Why you think i care what your clown posse think of me, i don't know.
But i'm in you lots head. you all want a piece of StringerBell... I'm here.

Arsenal are just a Dead team... just a dead team

Dead team that you couldn't beat this season

As I've said before to you, Stringer. My expectations for Arsenal are very low at the moment, and we still need more toxic players to depart the club.

However, we're still capable of getting some big results every so often - as you experienced first hand - which is what gives me a sliver of hope that we can maybe - MAYBE - go far in the Europa League.

No matter what happens though, you'll always be a tool.

comment by Snooker_49 (U10665)
posted 31 minutes ago
Dead team that you couldn't beat this season
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Yes, we’ve had issues with the teams that have been struggling this season. Blip results. Even with the cup final win we handed you, doesn’t seem to have any bearing. We are 2nd. Where you at?
And no, we didn’t expect to be challenging for the league, but you don’t want to hear that, don’t help your banter.
And let’s say you win Europa... what does that do for you? Just another wasted spot for a good team in Champions League. You’ll embarrass the nation.
Anyhoo, you keep on scraping the barrel for whatever makes you sleep soundly...
You’re just a deadbeat team, whose savagely declined.
I know you’re hurting, don’t have to admit it to me, but the world can see it,

Keep on trusting the process, Arteta doing bits

Arsenal FC dead team!
#ArtetaInblud

Villarreal beating you in the final will make the pain tonight worth it. And in some ways, Villarreal beating you would be a victory for Arsenal

Now that's funny!!