I'm not one for conspiracy theories but....

Talking about conspiracy theories...it seems very odd that a 21 year old would be delivering a watch to a star player's mansion. I wonder what was really going on.

I do not have piles, and if I did I would apply something a bit more soothing than tarmac.

comment by lastapostleofvidal (U1491)
posted 30 minutes ago

It tasted quite similar to a tin of cat food I once ate for a bet.
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Is that your excuse for walking around with an erect tail and showing your ars5ehole?

No, there are other reasons for that Scouse. Now is not the time and here is not the place to go into it though.

comment by Rameses, Kom op jij Rams (U7190)
posted 1 day ago

The FA oversee match officials not the EFL.

All refereeing appointments are handled by Professional Game Match Officials (PGMO). Match observers are appointed to each EFL match and provide a report on the match officials’ performance together with a report of any extraordinary incident which may have taken place.

comment by lastapostleofvidal (U1491)
posted 23 hours, 36 minutes ago
I spied no snot but it did indeed seem mainly to be composed of gawd knows what. It was quite gritty in texture and there wasn't a great deal of what you might call flavour to it. It tasted quite similar to a tin of cat food I once ate for a bet.

I take the view that all of the greats who graced our club have likely shed various atoms onto the pitch at various points and some of these are NOW incorporated into my own molecules. You might say that DCFC is literally in my DNA.
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May I ask? were you drunk at the time? Or just very hungry.

Vidal will have enjoyed a smorgasbord of Pye, a Durban Curry, a bit of O'Hare and rather alarmingly, some Dix. Not forgetting perfectly al dente Ravanelli.....

Vidal, since eating catfood do you now bury your ****?

If you're asking about the cat food Ramdini, I may possibly have had a couple before accepting the bet.

Spart, I assume by **** you mean mice. No, I float them out on the Severn on a bed of straw in an open-topped matchbox which I then shoot flaming arrows at to try to set it alight. Never yet been successful though.

comment by Spart-Derby really are the best says red dog. (U4603)
posted 20 minutes ago
Vidal, since eating catfood do you now bury your ****?
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No, but he's had the bathroom(s) ripped-out and replaced with a sandpit.