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comment by son of quebec (U8127)
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comment by Dave (U11711)
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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?












Only takes one nail to hang up the painting...


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Jesus walks into a hotel. He throws 3 nails onto the desk and says:"Can you put me up for the night?"
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Wow SoQ I was just typing that out!!
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I expected Eric Draven to quote that one

Great minds or fools?

comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 4 minutes ago
Great minds or fools?
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Great fools

Eric Draven? The Crow character? Not familiar.

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2 nuns sat at a junction in their car when a bloke jumps on the bonnet. One nun says to the other 'sister, show him your cross' so the other nun gets out and shouts 'GET OFF THE FACKING CAR'

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A woman goes to the doctor's and tells him her husband isn't quite doing the job in bed. The doc gives her a blue pill and tells her to slip it into her husbands coffee in the morning, and come back and tell me his it works.
2days later she's back. The did asks his it went.
She replies:"Oh doctor, I put it in his coffee and he took me right there on the table."







Unfortunately we have now been barred from Starbucks.

comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 8 minutes ago
Eric Draven? The Crow character? Not familiar.
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Yeah there is a poster on here by that name inspired by that character.

That character tells that joke in the film.

Great movie

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