Happy Burns Night everyone

comment by Admin1 (U1)
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comment by rats juice wun uz ra leeg...so it huz (U6393)
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So much of the old 606 was a total pain in the erse
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It would have been shut 30mins ago. Lol
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Shame I missed it

comment by rats juice wun uz ra leeg...so it huz (U6393)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by rats juice wun uz ra leeg...so it huz (U6393)
posted 44 seconds ago
So much of the old 606 was a total pain in the erse
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It would have been shut 30mins ago. Lol
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Shame I missed it
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You never used the old 606?

I was Robbie Savage on old 606

comment by Admin1 (U1)
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comment by rats juice wun uz ra leeg...so it huz (U6393)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by rats juice wun uz ra leeg...so it huz (U6393)
posted 44 seconds ago
So much of the old 606 was a total pain in the erse
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It would have been shut 30mins ago. Lol
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Shame I missed it
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You never used the old 606?
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Aye I was a regular on it. I just got what you meant there aaah the quaint old 606. To think we were all devastated when it shut

Happy Burns nite too all u Scottish people

u guys r grate!

comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 14 hours, 30 minutes ago
comment by Lexington 125.2 - Give Reiss A Chance (U8879)
posted 35 minutes ago
Favourite poem by Robert Burns, TMTH?
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I'm a fan of Green Grow the Rashes:

Green grow the rashes, O;
Green grow the rashes, O;
The sweetest hours that e'er I spend,
Are spent amang the lasses, O.

There's nought but care on ev'ry han' ,
In ev'ry hour that passes, O:
What signifies the life o' man,
An' 'twere na for the lasses, O.

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The Dougie Maclean version is lovely if you like folk music.

comment by Admin1 (U1)
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comment by Osman Sow (U1734)
posted 1 minute ago
Admin I find your tech skills very attractive. Tell me something else you can do on the site that we have no idea that you can do.
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I can do that thing where it looks like you have removed your thumb.
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I too can make my thumb disappear.

Come rede me, dame, come tell me, dame,
My dame, come tell me truly,
What length o' graith, when weel ca'd hame,
Will ser'e a woman duly?
The carlin clew her wanton tail,
Her wanton tail sae ready;
I learn't a sang in Annandale,
Nine inch will please a lady.

But for a countrie khunt like mine,
In sooth we're nae sae gentle;
We'll tak' twa thumb-bread to the nine,
And that's a sonsie pintle.
O leeze me on my Charlie lad!
I'll ne'er forget my Charlie!
Twa roarin' handfu' and a daud,
He nidg't it in fu' rarely.

But weary fa' the laithern doup,
And may it ne'er ken thrivin';
It's no the length that gars me loup,
But it's the double drivin'.
Come nidge me Tam, come nodge me Tam,
Come nidge me o'er the nyvle;
Come louse and lug your batterin' ram,
And thrash him at my gyvel.


Twa roarin' handfu' and a daud

Really. You can't even "filth" Burns. He's done it already.

I remember there being one poem about a woman that had the skitters and lines about peas and ham streamin down her thighs