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A little flutter for today.

Remember only bet what you can afford to lose.

And never don't bet on something you can't afford not to win.

So today, we have a hot tip. City to get eviscerated 3-0 by the sorcerer's apprentice.

Saka (2) and Auba, the heroes. Thanks Culer. Yeah sure, it won't happen, I can hear the Cyril Sneers.

Well, let me remind you of something, if you will? The day Watford took Livepool's flower-power, I made the mistake of not betting on something I couldn't afford not to win - and I'm still paying for it!

So a £5 single on the events above gives 550/1. £2755 return! GET ON IT!

But wait! You (may) know by now, I like to spread the risk, as well as the wealth, so I have a little more to apportion.

Two sets of cockneys will be rocking up at high-noon. Some (United) fans would say that is apt for the cowboys leading them.

I think 2-2 today, with Kane, Son, Antonio and Soucek getting on the scoresheet.

Modestly, a £5 gets you no less than £855.

And for my 3rd and final act of the evening.

Combining all of the above ingredients into one cauldron of molten goal-d () brings not 1 hundred, not 2 hundred but £4 hundred and 71 thousand, 105 pounds!

EDIT:

Culer decided to throw in again! (Goddamnit Culer I had this sewn up)

He thinks Tottenham will be 0-2 with Ndombele and Moura the protagonists.
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£5 on that gives you £555 as a single bet.

Couple both of Culer's selections (ok a secret - the 3-0 is all Culer's own handiwork) and you come out with £278,055.00!

Worth noting, the Arsenal odds have closed to 500/1 from 550 - seems as though the bookies have got wind of Culer's plan

In summary, 5 x £5 bets (remember my earlier message, that stake can be raised or deescalated) to win a bare minimum of £0.

We can all dream: brothers, sisters, comrades and friends..... we can all dream!

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

And last one

£5 on

City
United
Draw Leicester Villa
Draw Tott West Ham

£126 return.


£40, in total, staked for the day.

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

Culer

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

Has Pep ever lost a game 3-0 before? 500/1 seems a bit short

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

comment by Mi Pelea (U18355)
posted 19 minutes ago
Has Pep ever lost a game 3-0 before? 500/1 seems a bit short
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Everton beat City 4-0 in his first season

Beyond that I can't think of any others.

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

I thought Culer was already paying out on United.

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 15 minutes ago
I thought Culer was already paying out on United.
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Ha ha, I remember Fred Done doing that

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

comment by Mi Pelea (U18355)
posted 1 hour, 23 minutes ago
Has Pep ever lost a game 3-0 before? 500/1 seems a bit short
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Had to pick the scorers as well

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

comment by The Post Nearly Man. 20times, 20legend (U1270)
posted 1 hour, 13 minutes ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 15 minutes ago
I thought Culer was already paying out on United.
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Ha ha, I remember Fred Done doing that
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That's why he's a Billionaire.

Brilliant sales tactic that made people think he was a mug, which he most obviously isn't.

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

West Ham
Leicester
City by two
United by two

10$ returns hundreds

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 1 hour, 30 minutes ago
comment by The Post Nearly Man. 20times, 20legend (U1270)
posted 1 hour, 13 minutes ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 15 minutes ago
I thought Culer was already paying out on United.
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Ha ha, I remember Fred Done doing that
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That's why he's a Billionaire.

Brilliant sales tactic that made people think he was a mug, which he most obviously isn't.
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Spot on, the only mugs are us, most of the time

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