Tonight Villa "twice hit the woodwork" - all Premier League club goalframes are aluminium
Not interfering with play - I agree with Bill Shankly about that one
Injury time - is now more correctly termed "Time added on for stoppages" but the BBC website still uses it
Simulation - a dive
Square ball - if the ball is mis-shapen it should be changed
Professional foul - all PL/EFL players are professionals so how could it be anything else?
Anyone else got any?
Quirky/outdated Football Terminology
posted on 6/3/21
'He almost hit it too well'
wft?
posted on 6/3/21
comment by merrysupersteve (monitoring the situation) (U1132)
posted 53 seconds ago
comment by Ole-dirty-baztard - You want ole in, ole out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. Do the ole Koke- ADMIN 5 (U19119)
posted 2 minutes ago
‘Low block’
Noncery term
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Amen. Pretentious in the extreme
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I'll see your low block and raise you a double pivot
posted on 7/3/21
These were from when I used to play alot 30yrs ago
The refs got his number- i never knew refs were carrying their mobiles
Stick it up 'em- I'll leave that to your own dirty imagination
Took him out- So they're dating, so what
Down the channel- Didnt know whether a ferry would be there or jeremy beadle with his microphone
Pass and move- No way sherlock. Just pass and standstill as the alternative
shake the refs hand- as if 90mins of doing his job was some sort of achievement
posted on 7/3/21
Not Interfering with play-Brian Clough
posted on 7/3/21
I've been asking for years where that 'woodwork' term comes from and why it's still used
posted on 7/3/21
comment by The Post Nearly Man. 20times, 20legend (U1270)
posted 15 hours, 22 minutes ago
comment by merrysupersteve (monitoring the situation) (U1132)
posted 53 seconds ago
comment by Ole-dirty-baztard - You want ole in, ole out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. Do the ole Koke- ADMIN 5 (U19119)
posted 2 minutes ago
‘Low block’
Noncery term
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Amen. Pretentious in the extreme
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I'll see your low block and raise you a double pivot
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Good one. I’ve only ‘ Trequartista’ to hit back with.
posted on 7/3/21
comment by Ole-dirty-baztard - You want ole in, ole out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. Do the ole Koke- ADMIN 5 (U19119)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by The Post Nearly Man. 20times, 20legend (U1270)
posted 15 hours, 22 minutes ago
comment by merrysupersteve (monitoring the situation) (U1132)
posted 53 seconds ago
comment by Ole-dirty-baztard - You want ole in, ole out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. Do the ole Koke- ADMIN 5 (U19119)
posted 2 minutes ago
‘Low block’
Noncery term
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Amen. Pretentious in the extreme
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I'll see your low block and raise you a double pivot
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Good one. I’ve only ‘ Trequartista’ to hit back with.
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Trequartista is a very old term in Italian soccer.
is it now being used in English commentatory?
low block, pivot n dubble pivot r awful
posted on 7/3/21
comment by 4zA (U22472)
posted 58 seconds ago
comment by Ole-dirty-baztard - You want ole in, ole out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. Do the ole Koke- ADMIN 5 (U19119)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by The Post Nearly Man. 20times, 20legend (U1270)
posted 15 hours, 22 minutes ago
comment by merrysupersteve (monitoring the situation) (U1132)
posted 53 seconds ago
comment by Ole-dirty-baztard - You want ole in, ole out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. Do the ole Koke- ADMIN 5 (U19119)
posted 2 minutes ago
‘Low block’
Noncery term
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Amen. Pretentious in the extreme
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I'll see your low block and raise you a double pivot
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Good one. I’ve only ‘ Trequartista’ to hit back with.
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Trequartista is a very old term in Italian soccer.
is it now being used in English commentatory?
low block, pivot n dubble pivot r awful
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Yes it is an old term is the English commentator and fans using it that are the issue not the Italians!
posted on 7/3/21
Only English words allowed to be used in England. Anyway just going down to the café, might do a bit of al fresco dining.
posted on 7/3/21
That was a nice finish by Kane. Straight in the onion bag