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End of season player reviews

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Doing the rounds. I thought it was worth a share.

End of season player review
Barkas - 1/10

Lady's front bottom is a SEGA Master-system. Incapable of making saves. Probably the most tragic of greek tragedies since the works of Euripides.

Bain - 1/10

He's a Dundee Utd Keeper.

Conor Hazard - 2/10

Gets a extra point just for his penalty heroics against Hearts. Otherwise complete and utter shiite.

You couldn't build a competent keeper out of the three of these if you broke them down for parts.

Christopher Julien 4/10

Actually still think he's decent on his day and he's got brittle bones and gets bullied by pub strikers.

Greg Taylor - 1/10

He's a hvn, he's weak, he can't pass, he can't get by a man, he's a hvn. Gets 6 points for effort but 5 points deducted for being a hvn.

Shane Duffy - 1/10

Looks like a farmer and plays like one. Quite literally the worst centre back to ever turn out for us. Caused more damage to us than any single opposition player has.

Jonjoe Kenny - 2/10

I do not know what we were expecting signing a lady's front bottom called Jonjoe. He's worse than Greg Taylor put I have to give him an extra point on the account of not being a hvn.

Kristofer Ajer - 3/10

Could never doubt his commitment but just as culpable as anyone else in the defence this season. For a big lad he seems to disappear when the ball is whipped into our box.

Anthony Ralston - 9/10

We barely saw him and for that I'm extremely thankful.

Stephen Welsh - 5/10

Gets a few extra points for not being Shane Duffy.

Diego Laxalt - 2/10

Perhaps sums up the absurdity of this season that we managed to signed a Uruguayan International from AC Milan that turned out to be absolutely hopeless at football. Would make a cracking long distance runner as long as he wouldn't be required to stay in a specific lane. Every bit as bad as Greg Taylor, if not worse, but have to give him an extra point just for not being a hvn.

Nir Biton - 1/10

A rolls royce. Could play with slippers on etc.

Amazing that he's been with us for so long despite the fact that he can't get a game in midfield because he's shiite. Time for him to go occupy some other territory where he's not wanted.

posted 1 week, 1 day ago

i get pretty bored at work tbh mate

working from home i am super productive, half my day at the office is spent helping others, which i'm happy to do, but at home i just get schit done.

so plenty of time to complain about celtic and say disrespectful things about your wifes rubber phanny.

posted 1 week, 1 day ago

upon hitting send i would like to apologise for that last sentence

posted 1 week, 1 day ago

comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Hot Shot Hamish (U21959)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 9 seconds ago
comment by Hot Shot Hamish (U21959)
posted 3 minutes ago
Did you really read that and consider it?

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Yeah, sure, I really am that thick
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Nah. You’re not that.
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So why ask?
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Why ask what you were wittering about in saying you were surprised Jose isn’t our manager?

Can I retract my earlier post?
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Wasnt really wittering though was it. It was far more of a casual throwaway reference to a ridiculous story in the press.

I dont know a single person who took it seriously.

posted 1 week, 1 day ago

I dont know a single person who took it seriously.
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i would say that about gingers earlier comment as well hamish but here you are.... <ran>

posted 1 week, 1 day ago

comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 43 seconds ago
I dont know a single person who took it seriously.
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i would say that about gingers earlier comment as well hamish but here you are....<ran>
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I wouldnt but, hey, everybodys different.

posted 1 week, 1 day ago

mourinho is a busted flush

asking for drama and a big pay off.

posted 1 week, 1 day ago

comment by Hot Shot Hamish (U21959)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Hot Shot Hamish (U21959)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 9 seconds ago
comment by Hot Shot Hamish (U21959)
posted 3 minutes ago
Did you really read that and consider it?

-------------------------------------------------------------

Yeah, sure, I really am that thick
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Nah. You’re not that.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

So why ask?
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Why ask what you were wittering about in saying you were surprised Jose isn’t our manager?

Can I retract my earlier post?
----------------------------------------------------------------------



Wasnt really wittering though was it. It was far more of a casual throwaway reference to a ridiculous story in the press.

I dont know a single person who took it seriously.


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Quite

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted 1 week, 1 day ago

comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 1 hour, 31 minutes ago
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 8 minutes ago
anyone who has spent a decade arguing with me about this want to admit i'm right yet
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Hmmm

Just to take that on board, this means you’ve been whining away like a skittled rat for no reason for 9 out of those 10 years as we’ve dominated Scottish football over all this time.

Interesting.

Ya clownfaced yam ye
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Yam?

You tuber

posted 1 week, 1 day ago

comment by Hot Shot Hamish (U21959)
posted 53 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Hot Shot Hamish (U21959)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 9 seconds ago
comment by Hot Shot Hamish (U21959)
posted 3 minutes ago
Did you really read that and consider it?

-------------------------------------------------------------

Yeah, sure, I really am that thick
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Nah. You’re not that.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

So why ask?
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Why ask what you were wittering about in saying you were surprised Jose isn’t our manager?

Can I retract my earlier post?
----------------------------------------------------------------------



Wasnt really wittering though was it. It was far more of a casual throwaway reference to a ridiculous story in the press.

I dont know a single person who took it seriously.


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Or a married wan

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted 1 week, 1 day ago

Or even Bill Gates

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