Varane song

comment by (K̇ash) I'm the Mané - Free Palestine 🇵🇸 (U1108)
posted 2 minutes ago
We got Varane
Who was once coached by Jose, Carlo and Zidane
But now will be coached by a PE teacher
Bye bye Varane
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there's always one that gets his confidence mixed up with his ability

comment by The Post Nearly Man. Jadon & Marcus & Bukayo. (U1270)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by (K̇ash) I'm the Mané - Free Palestine 🇵🇸 (U1108)
posted 2 minutes ago
We got Varane
Who was once coached by Jose, Carlo and Zidane
But now will be coached by a PE teacher
Bye bye Varane
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there's always one that gets his confidence mixed up with his ability
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Just the one…?

I saw him in a white shirt and my heart stood still
Raphael Var, Var-ane, Raphael Varane
Somebody told me that he's f***ing brill
Raphael Var, Var-ane, Raphael Varane

Yeah, my heart stood still
Yes, he's replacing Phil
And when he brought the title home
Raphael Var, Var-ane, Raphael Varane

He's won the Champions League that's where he caught my eye
Raphael Var, Var-ane, Raphael Varane
He looked so very classy oh my oh my
Raphael Var, Var-ane, Raphael Varane

Yeah, he caught my eye
Yes, oh my, oh my
And when he brought the title home
Raphael Var, Var-ane, Raphael Varane

comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 28 seconds ago
I saw him in a white shirt and my heart stood still
Raphael Var, Var-ane, Raphael Varane
Somebody told me that he's f***ing brill
Raphael Var, Var-ane, Raphael Varane

Yeah, my heart stood still
Yes, he's replacing Phil
And when he brought the title home
Raphael Var, Var-ane, Raphael Varane

He's won the Champions League that's where he caught my eye
Raphael Var, Var-ane, Raphael Varane
He looked so very classy oh my oh my
Raphael Var, Var-ane, Raphael Varane

Yeah, he caught my eye
Yes, oh my, oh my
And when he brought the title home
Raphael Var, Var-ane, Raphael Varane

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yeah Phil Spector!

We got him from the Bernabeu,
He took his time but he's with us now
You get the picture? (yes, we see)
That's why Varane is our leader at the back

Maybe a re-working of the Ryan Giggs Running down the Wing song, with 'Raph Varane' replacing Ryan Giggs, and something else replacing 'running down the wing'?

comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 33 seconds ago
Maybe a re-working of the Ryan Giggs Running down the Wing song, with 'Raph Varane' replacing Ryan Giggs, and something else replacing 'running down the wing'?
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Or maybe a rework of the Park song, but replacing dogs with frogs

comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 6 minutes ago
Maybe a re-working of the Ryan Giggs Running down the Wing song, with 'Raph Varane' replacing Ryan Giggs, and something else replacing 'running down the wing'?
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Raph Varane, Raph Varane prefers Google to Bing
Raph Varane, Raph Varane prefers Google to Bing
He knows we're the Reds
He won't cheat with PEDs
Raph Varane, Raph Varane, Raph Varane

comment by The Post Nearly Man. Jadon & Marcus & Bukayo. (U1270)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 33 seconds ago
Maybe a re-working of the Ryan Giggs Running down the Wing song, with 'Raph Varane' replacing Ryan Giggs, and something else replacing 'running down the wing'?
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Or maybe a rework of the Park song, but replacing dogs with frogs
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Haha

comment by The Post Nearly Man. Jadon & Marcus & Bukayo. (U1270)
posted 58 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 33 seconds ago
Maybe a re-working of the Ryan Giggs Running down the Wing song, with 'Raph Varane' replacing Ryan Giggs, and something else replacing 'running down the wing'?
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Or maybe a rework of the Park song, but replacing dogs with frogs
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Best suggestion yet

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