Got to say...

Yes, with a little red pointy cap, and a bushy white chin strap beard.......

Oh dear, Dry, It must help being permanently hammered, supporting Wednesday...but just how many have you had today?

And a little pair of black wellies and a colouful waistcoat, possibly made by Mrs. Gnome?

Ey up...Mike's practising his children's stories...

Your the story teller round here m8.

Ahhh, but you're the Pied Piper...

Also, please note the spelling of, "you're", Mike...

Yeah, I spelt mate wrong as well.

Understandable...you've probably got none...

But you're my mate aren't you spartacus? When I'm all alone and all the normal people are out with their mates or watching telly with their families you're always here on the JA606 Wednesday board waiting for somebody to have a chat with. Your dedication is touching

If it makes you feel better...I'll let you call me mate...

Could some other posters aid Mike? It's not so long till xmas...

Don't turn your backs on the poor mite...