and it goes by the name of Cirque de Ole.
Come and enjoy the world-famous defensive comedy show that is Manchester United's defense. They will have you in stitches.
Watch on as the world's most expensive defender Harry Magdire moves at record-breaking slow speeds.
Marvel at the world's oldest man Nemanja Matic starts in midfield for one of the biggest clubs in the world.
Be left absolutely flabbergasted by the once most expensive player in the world stumble around a football pitch committing a record amount of lazy fouls.
You will be bewildered as you watch an attacking quadruple of Bruno, Sancho, Ronaldo and Greenwood struggle to combine more than two passes together.
And finally, the main event that will leave you all completely gobsmacked, come and look at the spectacle that is 'man does absolutely nothing for 90 minutes' performed by the head of the circus, Ole Gunner Lolskjaer.
Get your tickets now.
The Circus is in Town
posted on 16/10/21
AWB has had his time to show me his worth. He's not worth it
posted on 16/10/21
I would like to add I thought Matic was our best player and even he nearly cost us a goal
posted on 16/10/21
Cirque de Ole
i feel like the op has slightly missed a trick here, that joke would have been perfect with an acute accent over the final e
posted on 16/10/21
Does the cirque have bendy flexible women to gape at during the performance
posted on 16/10/21
If he had any love for United he would offer his resignation, but he wants a payout.
posted on 16/10/21
Bruno has been absolute cr@p
Pogba is just simply useless as a footballer.
Shaw is diabolical
Maguire shouldn't be captain of a League 2 side
Sancho looks out of place
Ole is just total rubbish rubbish rubbish!!!
posted on 16/10/21
comment by comic book guy (U17816)
posted 4 minutes ago
Bruno has been absolute cr@p
Pogba is just simply useless as a footballer.
Shaw is diabolical
Maguire shouldn't be captain of a League 2 side
Sancho looks out of place
Ole is just total rubbish rubbish rubbish!!!
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soon cr7 will be added to that list
sad to admit that every player that joins utd turns to rubbish giiven enough time. Hopefully a better manager will stop the rot like Tuchel did at chelsea
posted on 16/10/21
I know I sound like a broken record, but I believe Ole is fining players if they do not play the ball out from the back. What else explains the "deer in the headlamp" panic that our defenders and keeper exhibit? They look scared and very uncomfortable. If this is true - I would want Ole sacked. And I have been behind Ole from Day One, but my patience has worn so very thin, as of late. And every club knows this - and plays against this "strategy". It's all too easy -and if a fool like I can see this - why doesn't our coaching staff? Therein lies the biggest issue - Ole has built a good club, but it's not been coached properly.
posted on 16/10/21
Good article. Funny and well thought out.
posted on 16/10/21
comment by Wayne and Robin aka Red Indian (U21328)
posted 3 hours, 34 minutes ago
I want him out now. Enough is enough
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We want you out. Enough is enough.