Biggest <surfer> Group C

comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 40 seconds ago
comment by Antonio Conte's barber (U22081)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by The Post Nearly Man (U1270)
posted 4 minutes ago
Step up, Pun.

Yo.
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He be clucking like poultry in a punitentiary
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Maybe I'll just wing this
Beating that diss is a piece of p1ss
Hope I don't miss the mark
Or make them frown
Conte's barber is going DOWN
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You ain't saying nothing wee man
You making like it's fun
But you can't do what I can
All you got is some weak pun
Pun Guy? Don't make me laugh

comment by Beeb - Legacy Fan (U1841)
posted 5 seconds ago
Translation: she’s stopped my benefits for not turning up for review interviews.
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So Mr. Culer, what have you done to find gainful employment since your last signing on date?

F*** all

I've been sat around the house waanking,

comment by Culér (U9489)
posted 15 seconds ago
Oh and also I had more bother the other day from another client. The issue? Yep, you guessed it a woman complained again.

We were on a team meeting at lunch time, about 15 staff, when one of my sales guys (in reference to a big pipeline deal) Said ‘Right boss, that’s gone on’. To let me and the team know they’d closed the sale. A few of the lads chipped in with ‘Well done for getting that on lad’ etc and then I said

‘On, eh? On like a moody woman! Well done lad!’

Now another female has got their knickers in a twist about it and gone to HR. The world is too woke.
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https://images.app.goo.gl/GxD9da8Jo9Ky48p68

comment by Antonio Conte's barber (U22081)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 40 seconds ago
comment by Antonio Conte's barber (U22081)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by The Post Nearly Man (U1270)
posted 4 minutes ago
Step up, Pun.

Yo.
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He be clucking like poultry in a punitentiary
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Maybe I'll just wing this
Beating that diss is a piece of p1ss
Hope I don't miss the mark
Or make them frown
Conte's barber is going DOWN
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You ain't saying nothing wee man
You making like it's fun
But you can't do what I can
All you got is some weak pun
Pun Guy? Don't make me laugh
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Double boom!

Plot twist. Culer is the woman that complained

comment by Culér (U9489)
posted 2 minutes ago
Oh and also I had more bother the other day from another client. The issue? Yep, you guessed it a woman complained again.

We were on a team meeting at lunch time, about 15 staff, when one of my sales guys (in reference to a big pipeline deal) Said ‘Right boss, that’s gone on’. To let me and the team know they’d closed the sale. A few of the lads chipped in with ‘Well done for getting that on lad’ etc and then I said

‘On, eh? On like a moody woman! Well done lad!’

Now another female has got their knickers in a twist about it and gone to HR. The world is too woke.
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It’s the minor over-embellishment in his little stories that have a certain Barry to them…..

Barry and curler

comment by Ole dirty Baz tard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 42 seconds ago
comment by Culér (U9489)
posted 2 minutes ago
Oh and also I had more bother the other day from another client. The issue? Yep, you guessed it a woman complained again.

We were on a team meeting at lunch time, about 15 staff, when one of my sales guys (in reference to a big pipeline deal) Said ‘Right boss, that’s gone on’. To let me and the team know they’d closed the sale. A few of the lads chipped in with ‘Well done for getting that on lad’ etc and then I said

‘On, eh? On like a moody woman! Well done lad!’

Now another female has got their knickers in a twist about it and gone to HR. The world is too woke.
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It’s the minor over-embellishment in his little stories that have a certain Barry to them…..
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I know a lot of people are backing Cosmic, but my money's always been on Barry.

Look at group A... Barry starts joking about Culer emailing him saying he's being bullied, then thinks that's not quite funny enough and pulls the masterstroke of getting Culer removed.

I’m getting an ulcer reading this.

comment by The Post Nearly Man (U1270)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Antonio Conte's barber (U22081)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 40 seconds ago
comment by Antonio Conte's barber (U22081)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by The Post Nearly Man (U1270)
posted 4 minutes ago
Step up, Pun.

Yo.
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He be clucking like poultry in a punitentiary
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Maybe I'll just wing this
Beating that diss is a piece of p1ss
Hope I don't miss the mark
Or make them frown
Conte's barber is going DOWN
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You ain't saying nothing wee man
You making like it's fun
But you can't do what I can
All you got is some weak pun
Pun Guy? Don't make me laugh
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No more street posting, people could get hurt.