So here we are, it's finally over,
By the end it was hard to watch sober.
He took us as far as he could,
Was mutually consented as sacking is rude.
He'll always have the goal at Camp Nou,
So forget how things ended, no reason to rue.
Who will replace him amongst all of the noise?
Whoever it is, they'll do better than Moyes.
There has long been talk of our outstanding friend Brendan.
But if we want former Liverpool why not try Boudewijn Zenden?
Perhaps we could approach Mikel Arteta
But would his football be any better?
Zidane scored that wonderful volley
But is he an upgrade on our very own Ole?
We want someone with trophies galore,
If he doesn't deliver we'll show him the door,
Give him a maximum of one year,
Then give him the he axe without shedding a tear.
A defined plan and a set style of play,
Someone to keep UWW at bay.
Our fortunes have begun to flag,
So I think it's time for Erik Ten Hag!
Next chapter
posted on 21/11/21
You're wasted in the civil service... Or just wasted
posted on 21/11/21
mans got Bars
posted on 21/11/21
Excellent OP.
posted on 21/11/21
comment by Shugs (U14253)
posted 17 minutes ago
You're wasted in the civil service... Or just wasted
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posted on 21/11/21
United fans now inspired to write poems.
How bad are things?
posted on 21/11/21
comment by *No Love (U1282)
posted 37 seconds ago
United fans now inspired to write poems.
How bad are things?
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Our hearts are filled with sorrow.
I hope we appoint a new boss as soon as tomorrow.
posted on 21/11/21
posted on 21/11/21
comment by merrysupersteve (monitoring the situation) (U1132)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by *No Love (U1282)
posted 37 seconds ago
United fans now inspired to write poems.
How bad are things?
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Our hearts are filled with sorrow.
I hope we appoint a new boss as soon as tomorrow.
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OK fair play to you mate.
posted on 21/11/21
Nah, who voted this 1 star. You’re a disgrace.
This is the perfect remedy to calm down a very volatile situation.
We just stop and smell the roses. Yes it’s a low point today. We hurting. We angry. We’ll be back.
posted on 21/11/21
Nice bit of poetry and common sense as well. I'd only be able to offer you a crude "there once was a man from... in return, so a thanks will have to suffice. I hope the board thinks progressively, but if they hire Mister Rodgers - I'll go dark.