Here's a few of my personal bets for this afternoon's briefing.
'Nobody wants to hear this and I certainly don't want to be standing here telling you but.....'
'Loved ones'
'It's not only in Scotland'
'It's not for me to comment on the complete ineffectiveness of the Prime Minister and his government'
'The doubling time is now estimated at between 30 and 40 minutes'
'No such undertaking has been received and we are consequently at war with England'
What other old chestnuts do you expect wee Nic to trot out later?
Browse:
Covid Briefing Catchphrase Bingo
comment by JFK (U8919)
posted on 15/12/21
well you're the benchmark for that mate.
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted on 15/12/21
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 39 minutes ago
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 39 minutes ago
i like the testing, it means people who know they have it can keep away from people they know are vulnerable.
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Testing for being a big boaby guzzler?
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Cheesy breath
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted on 15/12/21
Free tests?
Erm. No. They’re not. We’ll all be paying for them. Wonder what mark up is in those provider contracts?
comment by Zico - Celtic Treble Winners 22/23 (U21900)
posted on 15/12/21
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 35 minutes ago
Free tests?
Erm. No. They’re not. We’ll all be paying for them. Wonder what mark up is in those provider contracts?
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Won't be much I'd imagine, as the contacts were awarded to the Tories pals, and well all know the Tories and their pals are like lots of Mother Theresas.
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted on 15/12/21
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 35 minutes ago
Free tests?
Erm. No. They’re not. We’ll all be paying for them. Wonder what mark up is in those provider contracts?
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Won't be much I'd imagine, as the contacts were awarded to the Tories pals, and well all know the Tories and their pals are like lots of Mother Theresas.
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Eh?
You "know" that the providers of all the testing kits are "Tory's pals"?
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted on 15/12/21
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 35 minutes ago
Free tests?
Erm. No. They’re not. We’ll all be paying for them. Wonder what mark up is in those provider contracts?
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Won't be much I'd imagine, as the contacts were awarded to the Tories pals, and well all know the Tories and their pals are like lots of Mother Theresas.
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Eh?
You "know" that the providers of all the testing kits are "Tory's pals"?
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I think he meant "Tory donors".
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted on 15/12/21
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 35 minutes ago
Free tests?
Erm. No. They’re not. We’ll all be paying for them. Wonder what mark up is in those provider contracts?
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Won't be much I'd imagine, as the contacts were awarded to the Tories pals, and well all know the Tories and their pals are like lots of Mother Theresas.
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Eh?
You "know" that the providers of all the testing kits are "Tory's pals"?
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I think he meant "Tory donors".
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Even then.
Many of these companies have been in existence for some time and many are from overseas. He may mean supply chains bud again; even then.
comment by Beeb (U1841)
posted on 15/12/21
Yes. Virtually all of the providers have donated money to the Conservative party.
It’s public record.
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted on 15/12/21
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 2 hours, 21 minutes ago
Free tests?
Erm. No. They’re not. We’ll all be paying for them. Wonder what mark up is in those provider contracts?
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Hope you've downloaded your passport app ready to go, mate? May as well get your money's worth having paid for it. Just copying Nic so he is!
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted on 15/12/21
BJ to address the nation again at 17:00. Can't imagine it is needed unless he has something new to add to restrictions - woooooooooooooooooo!
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