Bruno Guimaraes to Newcastle

comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Anthony The King Elanga (U10026)
posted 1 hour, 32 minutes ago
I reckon we are keeping our powder dry to get Rice and Bellingham over the next couple of years.
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We may well have better targets but we damned well better secure them.

It would be ironic if we missed out on the elite midfielders we want because we failed to get CL football because we lacked quality midfielders.
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Like rain on a wedding day

It’s not unlikely.

We don’t do January signings, though. And given we don’t have a permanent manager and we’ve only just brought in a new CEO, it’s hardly surprising we aren’t doing anything in the transfer market.

We’ve got Pogba coming back anyway which will be ‘like a new signing’.

It would be ironic if we missed out on the elite midfielders we want because we failed to get CL football because we lacked quality midfielders.

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Then again if we don't get top four then maybe there's a possibility CR Kelly leaves in the summer so every cloud RR.

Yeah that’s another thing that could impact our transfer business this summer.

I have it on good authority that Poch’s first signing for us will be Yves Bissouma. Don’t shoot the messenger.

We should pair him in midfield with Rice. We could call them Biryani.

comment by Anthony The King Elanga (U10026)
posted 49 seconds ago
We should pair him in midfield with Rice. We could call them Biryani.
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Good idea. I’m gonna korma agent and make it happen.

comment by Robbb : Ralpha Males > Olesexuals (U22716)
posted 10 hours, 15 minutes ago
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Anthony The King Elanga (U10026)
posted 1 hour, 32 minutes ago
I reckon we are keeping our powder dry to get Rice and Bellingham over the next couple of years.
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We may well have better targets but we damned well better secure them.

It would be ironic if we missed out on the elite midfielders we want because we failed to get CL football because we lacked quality midfielders.
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Like rain on a wedding day
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That was a really annoying song but I feel Alanis got unfair stick for the 'not understanding irony' thing. She was referencing situational irony and her examples were reasonable, if somewhat unimaginative (and, in the case of the ten thousand spoons, kind of far fetched).

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comment by GTWI4T- some people deserve to get trolled (U6008)
posted 1 hour, 31 minutes ago

Maybe in some cases but meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife isn't even situational irony.
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Not if there's a back-story where the narrator was a high school jock who bullied the future beautiful wife 10 years earlier.