Do You Remember The First Time?

comment by 🏁 AnglianRam 🏁 (U17428)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by lastapostleofvidal (U1491)
posted 49 minutes ago
The 1972 players are going to come out at half time so don't go into the concourse for your pee and cuppa, stay out and give them the reception they deserve.
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Easier said than done at 'our' age, Vidal 🥴
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Lightweight.

I heard of a houseman who was on his first day on the job working in surgery and he was called to the operating theatre urgently. When he got there his consultant and the rest of the team were all scrubbed up ready to go and the boss told him to hurry up, catheterise himself and come and assist. It was going to be a long operation and there would be no toilet breaks. He looked down and they all had catheter bags coming out from under their operating gowns. So off he went with the catheter and KY jelly, did the needful and returned to theatre. They all took off their gowns to reveal that the catheter bags were not, after all, connected to anything that went into the bladder and they all killed themselves laughing at the poor unfortunate.

So there is a solution to your problem, Ang, if you care deeply enough.

On the Popside, by half-time, the pi$$ was running down the steps like Niagra Falls.

comment by lastapostleofvidal (U1491)
posted 1 hour ago
I heard of a houseman who was on his first day on the job working in surgery and he was called to the operating theatre urgently. When he got there his consultant and the rest of the team were all scrubbed up ready to go and the boss told him to hurry up, catheterise himself and come and assist. It was going to be a long operation and there would be no toilet breaks. He looked down and they all had catheter bags coming out from under their operating gowns. So off he went with the catheter and KY jelly, did the needful and returned to theatre. They all took off their gowns to reveal that the catheter bags were not, after all, connected to anything that went into the bladder and they all killed themselves laughing at the poor unfortunate.

So there is a solution to your problem, Ang, if you care deeply enough.
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I have some one time self catheters for emergency use Ang. I could let you have one before the game to completely empty your bladder. Pushing 14 inch of plastic tube up your willy is an experience you won't forget.

That jolly jape with the catheters sounds very public school bullying. No doubt the untermensch who played the trick would be sacked today.

comment by Scouse (U9675)
posted 9 minutes ago
On the Popside, by half-time, the pi$$ was running down the steps like Niagra Falls.
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Im at the back of the SWUpper, so that's possible.
Have a care in the lower

comment by Spart-Derby really are the best says red dog. (U4603)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by lastapostleofvidal (U1491)
posted 1 hour ago
I heard of a houseman who was on his first day on the job working in surgery and he was called to the operating theatre urgently. When he got there his consultant and the rest of the team were all scrubbed up ready to go and the boss told him to hurry up, catheterise himself and come and assist. It was going to be a long operation and there would be no toilet breaks. He looked down and they all had catheter bags coming out from under their operating gowns. So off he went with the catheter and KY jelly, did the needful and returned to theatre. They all took off their gowns to reveal that the catheter bags were not, after all, connected to anything that went into the bladder and they all killed themselves laughing at the poor unfortunate.

So there is a solution to your problem, Ang, if you care deeply enough.
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I have some one time self catheters for emergency use Ang. I could let you have one before the game to completely empty your bladder. Pushing 14 inch of plastic tube up your willy is an experience you won't forget.

That jolly jape with the catheters sounds very public school bullying. No doubt the untermensch who played the trick would be sacked today.
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14 inches ??
Give us a break

Spart Dong

comment by Spart-Derby really are the best says red dog. (U4603)
posted 5 hours, 46 minutes ago
comment by Scouse (U9675)
posted 7 hours, 51 minutes ago
Just done a bit of "back of a Woodbines packet" arithmetic.

Nine hours worth of Shell's profit in Q1/2022 would buy our club. Their profit is approx. £938 per second.
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Boris won't tax them and no doubt the directors will receive massive bonuses for actually doing no extra work. Then of course they will donate some of this unearned bonus to the Tory party.
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As well you know Spart, all this profit is taxed in this country. Many shares are owned by pension funds, so find their way into ordinary people's pockets. Shell and BP lost billions a couple of years ago.

Now, if that Elon Musk fellow was a Derby fan.....

14 inches is standard size. They do make 20 inch ones.

I've been done !