Stalked by Ronaldo

I was one of the vociferous few who never wanted Cristiano to return to OT in the first place. And now it looks like he’s no intention of leaving.

After returning from my brother’s funeral in the UK, I now find that the fecker has followed me home, too. Cah!

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Oh, and someone pranged Ronaldo’s 1.3e million Bugatti last week so I can’t even ask the fecker to drive off elsewhere.



By the way, the Klopp family are sharing a very large finca with the Brendan Rogers family. Interesting.

Whatever your plans for your summer hols may they all go to plan with no delays, cancellations or viral outbreaks.