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Stalked by Ronaldo

I was one of the vociferous few who never wanted Cristiano to return to OT in the first place. And now it looks like he’s no intention of leaving.

After returning from my brother’s funeral in the UK, I now find that the fecker has followed me home, too. Cah!

<https://www.majorcadailybulletin.com/news/celebs/2022/06/27/102945/mallorca-winner-with-the-world-football-elite.html>
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Oh, and someone pranged Ronaldo’s 1.3e million Bugatti last week so I can’t even ask the fecker to drive off elsewhere.



By the way, the Klopp family are sharing a very large finca with the Brendan Rogers family. Interesting.

Whatever your plans for your summer hols may they all go to plan with no delays, cancellations or viral outbreaks.

comment by Tomkins (U1116)

posted on 27/6/22

Literally every sentence of this doesn't make any sense

posted on 27/6/22

What are you on about ?.......

i've got Haarland and his mates having a kick around on my beach ! ffs.

comment by Beeb (U1841)

posted on 28/6/22

comment by Tomkins (U1116)

Literally every sentence of this doesn't make any sense
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It literally wouldn’t make sense to anyone who can’t grasp the concept of many footballers holidaying in the same place at the same time.

Would that be you?

posted on 28/6/22

An article from a drug addled brain.

comment by Beeb (U1841)

posted on 28/6/22


Excessive red wine consumption, to be fair.

Hic.

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