According to Google news.
If true who do we go for instead?
I've no idea.
De Jong not coming
posted on 29/6/22
comment by Robert Butcher (U22716)
posted 20 minutes ago
Away from the puns… I’m sure De Jong will end up signing but if it falls through because he wants to stay at Barca I really hope we abandon the idea of signing players that clearly need their arms not only twisted but wrenched
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I agree, twisted and wrenched arms for 300k a week isn’t a good start for a footballer, however most of my mates would gladly endure it for just one year of the contract and not give a feck about the gas bill anymore
posted on 29/6/22
You’d think the club would know by now whether the player wants to sign.
posted on 29/6/22
comment by United we win (U19958)
posted 17 minutes ago
De Jong is being pushed out and doesn’t want to come here but Barca can’t afford to keep him. Unless someone else joins and try’s to sign him, he will join. But it would be total embarrassment if we don’t get him after months of negotiations.
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Your very first sentence tells you why it will not be a total embarrassment if we don’t get him. If a player doesn’t want to come then that is it.
posted on 29/6/22
De Jong is coming and he’s happy to work with ten Hag. Close the article!
posted on 30/6/22
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 2 hours, 36 minutes ago
comment by Elvis: King of Cult (U7425)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun Retired Again (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by And... Rosso... Though its... Yeah and... That... (U17054)
posted 33 seconds ago
comment by Punpular Opunion (U21588)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by And... Rosso... Though its... Yeah and... That... (U17054)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 12 minutes ago
Telemans rumours flying about today.
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Maybe your antenna needs adjusting?
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He'd get a good reception if he signs
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Nobody runs the channels quite like Telemans.
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That was so good I may have to retire. Hope you're happy.
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No need to broadcast it
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We don't need your interference thank you very much.
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Okay I get the picture
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It was always black and white
posted on 30/6/22
comment by -bloodred- (U1222)
posted 20 hours, 6 minutes ago
It's facking annoying isn't it. If there is even a remote opportunity, Pun is all over it.
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harsh, then Jalisco will turn up and effortlessly out-pun him, give the guy a break!
posted on 30/6/22
Shut up Baz you wordplay heathen
posted on 30/6/22
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 23 seconds ago
Shut up Baz you wordplay heathen
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Hey I was defending you!
posted on 30/6/22
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 10 seconds ago
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 23 seconds ago
Shut up Baz you wordplay heathen
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Hey I was defending you!
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Ok fair enough.
Could be worse. You could be StringerBell
posted on 30/6/22
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 10 seconds ago
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 23 seconds ago
Shut up Baz you wordplay heathen
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Hey I was defending you!
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Ok fair enough.
Could be worse. You could be StringerBell
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