A barman in town finds a very expensive looking pen and asks two Irish guys at the bar if it belongs to them.
Paddy says "Lend it ere a minute and I'll tell ya" He starts writing on a beer mat and says "Yep it must be mine"
"How so"asks the barman. "Cos dats my writing!"
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Did you know mother in law is an anagram for woman Hitler?
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Anfield RAP
So did i when i first heard it! It's the joke that keeps on giving - still makes me smile!
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posted on 7/10/11
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
'How do you feel about making love?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently' she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses and leaned over towards her and whispered: 'Is that one word or two?'
comment by Sid (U1868)
posted on 7/10/11
Went to HMV on Sat and bought a rare Prince CD,I was a bit shocked to be charged £23 for it but when I got home I partied like it was £19.99
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Why was my privious joke deleted? There was no filth or swearing. Would like to know what was wrong with it.
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