Prem Wars - A New Hope, Part 3

Part 1 http://ja606.com/articles/viewArticle/45971

Part 2 http://ja606.com/articles/viewArticle/45981


The crew are close to completing their journey back to the Emirates when they encounter a field of rubble.

Theo – Oh god, what’s happened here Arsben?

Arsben Kenobi – There was a great disturbance in the force, as if 38,419 people all screamed out at once then were forever silenced. This is all that remains of planet Alderbury, a place where many great wielders of the force once lived.

Theo – What happened to them?

Arsben Kenobi – Many were corrupted by the dark-side but a few managed to escape and are hiding on the outskirts of the Emirates waiting for the chosen one to lead them back to former glory!

Yossihan – The chosen one, what a load of sh…

Suddenly AbouD2 wheels into the room lit up like a Christmas tree, beeping and chirping… then falls over

Theo – What’s wrong?

Per3PO – His scanners have located the princess, she’s being held captive in the blue planet of Abramooine

Theo – We must go there at once!

Arsben Kenobi – You’re not ready to take on Frabba the Lumplard yet Theo, you must first travel alone to seek out my old master

After a long journey Theo is approaching a remote swamp-like planet

Theo – I’m coming in too fast, what do I do Abou!?

Abou is sleeping

The small craft crash lands in the swamp, the ship sinks but Theo and Abou just make it to dry land

Theo – What is this place? OMG What’s that thing in the bushes Abou?

Abou emits a wonderful array of colourful-strove-like lights… then falls over

Stranger – Lost you look

Theo – Who are you?

Stranger – Dance you must

Theo – We don’t have time for this, I’m looking for a great master of the force

Stranger – With me you come, friend he is

The Stranger takes Theo to an underground lair, Theo is nervous but enters

Theo – Eww the floor is sticky and this music is awful!

Stranger – Drink you must

Theo – We don’t have time for this, take me to the master!

Stranger – Drink

Theo – Okay Okay

Theo begins to gulp down a golden coloured liquid, it tastes awful, he gags but just manages to keep it down

The Stranger starts moving in a chicken-like rhythm, it’s the most beautiful thing Theo has ever seen

Theo – WOW, I feel dizzy. Where’s the master?

Stranger – DANCE, dance must you Theo!

Theo begins to dance. Unleashing his best moves he brings out the Egyptian followed by the Macarena

Stranger – No no. Embarrassing Dad at wedding you look

Theo – I’m trying I’m trying

Stranger – Do or do not, there is no try. Watch Abou

Abou is spinning on his head with his lights flashing in time to the beat… then he

The stranger catches him and they begin to dance together

Theo – You are the master aren’t you?

Stranger – Yeboue I am, dance you must

The strange golden drink is making Theo feel less and less nervous, He begins to dance to the music

Theo – I see her, I see the princess. It’s working Yeboue, I feel the force!

Abou and Yeboue nod and chuckle to eachother

Yeboue – projecting the image you are, realise he not (he whispers into Abous left grill)

To be continued….