Kai Havertz

comment by RRRU-ben a-moo-REENG (U17054)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Busby (U19985)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Tu Meke (U3732)
posted 28 minutes ago
Yes, because Manchester United have never had a player that simulated, ever. Great way to celebrate yesterday's outstanding performance.
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It's more than simulation, the way every single player dived, rolled round, following by 5/6 players hounding the ref on every given touch was quite embarrassing.

Yesterday was a game of karma, dive for a pen, missed the pen, Jesus fouls Bruno, gets injured.

I think Arteta should try and get Charlie Adam out of retirement, because Arsenal are useless without Saka's corners.
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Can you imagine living with Arteta?

His wife accidentally puts oat milk instead of almond milk on his Sugar Puffs: meltdown. Buys the wrong quilted toilet roll: meltdown. Forgets to record Loose Women for him: meltdown.
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He probably buys her feck all for her birthday too, just runs towards her waving an imaginary card

comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by RRRU-ben a-moo-REENG (U17054)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Busby (U19985)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Tu Meke (U3732)
posted 28 minutes ago
Yes, because Manchester United have never had a player that simulated, ever. Great way to celebrate yesterday's outstanding performance.
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It's more than simulation, the way every single player dived, rolled round, following by 5/6 players hounding the ref on every given touch was quite embarrassing.

Yesterday was a game of karma, dive for a pen, missed the pen, Jesus fouls Bruno, gets injured.

I think Arteta should try and get Charlie Adam out of retirement, because Arsenal are useless without Saka's corners.
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Can you imagine living with Arteta?

His wife accidentally puts oat milk instead of almond milk on his Sugar Puffs: meltdown. Buys the wrong quilted toilet roll: meltdown. Forgets to record Loose Women for him: meltdown.
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He probably buys her feck all for her birthday too, just runs towards her waving an imaginary card
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🤣👍

comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 25 minutes ago
comment by RRRU-ben a-moo-REENG (U17054)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Busby (U19985)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Tu Meke (U3732)
posted 28 minutes ago
Yes, because Manchester United have never had a player that simulated, ever. Great way to celebrate yesterday's outstanding performance.
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It's more than simulation, the way every single player dived, rolled round, following by 5/6 players hounding the ref on every given touch was quite embarrassing.

Yesterday was a game of karma, dive for a pen, missed the pen, Jesus fouls Bruno, gets injured.

I think Arteta should try and get Charlie Adam out of retirement, because Arsenal are useless without Saka's corners.
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Can you imagine living with Arteta?

His wife accidentally puts oat milk instead of almond milk on his Sugar Puffs: meltdown. Buys the wrong quilted toilet roll: meltdown. Forgets to record Loose Women for him: meltdown.
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He probably buys her feck all for her birthday too, just runs towards her waving an imaginary card
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"Also Romano reporting this morning that United could look to move Malacia on in this window."

We can hope.

comment by Busby (U19985)
posted 19 minutes ago
"Also Romano reporting this morning that United could look to move Malacia on in this window."

We can hope.
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Is it beyond all possibility that we’re able to move him on and recoup, say, half of Alvaro Fernandez’s buyback fee?

There were a couple of other clubs interested in Malacia when we signed him, IIRC. Must be a few potential suitors out there.

A player who was out of action for 2 years and has looked really poor since his return?

He might fit in somewhere like Southampton.

comment by RRRU-ben a-moo-REENG (U17054)
posted 1 hour, 2 minutes ago
comment by Busby (U19985)
posted 19 minutes ago
"Also Romano reporting this morning that United could look to move Malacia on in this window."

We can hope.
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Is it beyond all possibility that we’re able to move him on and recoup, say, half of Alvaro Fernandez’s buyback fee?

There were a couple of other clubs interested in Malacia when we signed him, IIRC. Must be a few potential suitors out there.
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Re: Alvaro. If he's half decent then I think it'd be a no brainer buying him back for his buy out fee. If he's that highly rated then we could always then sell him on for a profit surely if he doesn't fit. It'd be daft allowing Benfica to sell him for £25-£30m when we could have bought him for £16m and presumably got more then by selling.

smallest 6ft 4 man in the world

Fine margins, but ended up being a pretty embarrassing day for Havertz. If you're gonna engage in stuff like that it's really much better if you can back it up.