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New CL format. Err no thanks

I’ve given it a go but I’m so nonplussed by this format.

It’s going to be February on Saturday and I’ve no idea who we’re playing really. It seems like you can finish top, win eight out of eight, and then get a team like Madrid next round.

Possibly, but we’re not quite sure because now we’re going to have some play offs between the middle third of the league that’s been played for 6 months. Then some of those get to play the top 8 of the same league that took 6 months. THEN, and only then will we know wtf is going on.

How must that have been in the crowd btw and no Wi-Fi signal? The highlight tonight was Nallo’s sending off.

Get in the bin.

posted on 30/1/25

The correct answer

posted on 30/1/25

comment by #4zA (U22472)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Robbing Hoody - I call everything I don’t like woke (U6374)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by TheresOnlyOne7-0Reds (U1721)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Randy Wolters (U1734)
posted 6 seconds ago
Yeah what's worse, Jimmy Savile picking on 8 different for a bit of variety but only once each or going for 3 kids twice each? But only one of those 3 kids goes on to be abused further but with the 8 different kid format, 5 of the kids are abused again to see if they should go to the next round? Which is worse?
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I think 7 kids once. Don't want to inflict abuse on the same defenseless kids twice.
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I do love a good ‘would you rather’…

Got given a great one the other day.

Would you rather ŵank off a silver back gorilla or teach a silverback gorilla to ŵank you off?

Serious posters only please.
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Opshun 1
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Opshun 2

comment by 4zA (U22472)

posted on 30/1/25

comment by Mamba X (U1282)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by #4zA (U22472)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Robbing Hoody - I call everything I don’t like woke (U6374)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by TheresOnlyOne7-0Reds (U1721)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Randy Wolters (U1734)
posted 6 seconds ago
Yeah what's worse, Jimmy Savile picking on 8 different for a bit of variety but only once each or going for 3 kids twice each? But only one of those 3 kids goes on to be abused further but with the 8 different kid format, 5 of the kids are abused again to see if they should go to the next round? Which is worse?
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I think 7 kids once. Don't want to inflict abuse on the same defenseless kids twice.
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I do love a good ‘would you rather’…

Got given a great one the other day.

Would you rather ŵank off a silver back gorilla or teach a silverback gorilla to ŵank you off?

Serious posters only please.
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Opshun 1
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Opshun 2
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It moor betterer too give than 2 re-sieve

Espeshully frumb a griller

posted on 30/1/25

OK so you are blindfolded and a magician lays out 3 packs of cards on the table. They are labelled A, B and C. And he says "You cannot see, do not get stung by a bee, which pack holds the prize?"

The prize is a one hundred pounds.

The magician says "Right I want you to take off your blindfold and hold up the pack you think is the winning pack for one hundred pounds based on my clues, and shout out which pack it is 10 times. So if it is Pack C you should PACK C, PACK C, over and over whilst pointing at the photo on the pack of cards."

Pretty simple.

You know which pack you are choosing.

You get to take your blindfold off at this point. You look down and there are different faces on the packs of cards. One is some African prince, one is a photo of prince Charles and one is a photo of a middle eastern man.

A crowd has gathered now and they are wondering what is going on.

You are faced with a dilemma. Do you now hold up the pack of cards with a photo of the middle eastern man on it and point at it and shout "PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A to the no context crowd?

And win one hundred pounds. Or do you now choose an incorrect pack and lose the money?

Which one?

comment by 4zA (U22472)

posted on 30/1/25

comment by Randy Wolters (U1734)
posted 5 minutes ago
OK so you are blindfolded and a magician lays out 3 packs of cards on the table. They are labelled A, B and C. And he says "You cannot see, do not get stung by a bee, which pack holds the prize?"

The prize is a one hundred pounds.

The magician says "Right I want you to take off your blindfold and hold up the pack you think is the winning pack for one hundred pounds based on my clues, and shout out which pack it is 10 times. So if it is Pack C you should PACK C, PACK C, over and over whilst pointing at the photo on the pack of cards."

Pretty simple.

You know which pack you are choosing.

You get to take your blindfold off at this point. You look down and there are different faces on the packs of cards. One is some African prince, one is a photo of prince Charles and one is a photo of a middle eastern man.

A crowd has gathered now and they are wondering what is going on.

You are faced with a dilemma. Do you now hold up the pack of cards with a photo of the middle eastern man on it and point at it and shout "PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A to the no context crowd?

And win one hundred pounds. Or do you now choose an incorrect pack and lose the money?

Which one?
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PACK A obvs

posted on 30/1/25

comment by Randy Wolters (U1734)
posted 4 minutes ago
OK so you are blindfolded and a magician lays out 3 packs of cards on the table. They are labelled A, B and C. And he says "You cannot see, do not get stung by a bee, which pack holds the prize?"

The prize is a one hundred pounds.

The magician says "Right I want you to take off your blindfold and hold up the pack you think is the winning pack for one hundred pounds based on my clues, and shout out which pack it is 10 times. So if it is Pack C you should PACK C, PACK C, over and over whilst pointing at the photo on the pack of cards."

Pretty simple.

You know which pack you are choosing.

You get to take your blindfold off at this point. You look down and there are different faces on the packs of cards. One is some African prince, one is a photo of prince Charles and one is a photo of a middle eastern man.

A crowd has gathered now and they are wondering what is going on.

You are faced with a dilemma. Do you now hold up the pack of cards with a photo of the middle eastern man on it and point at it and shout "PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A to the no context crowd?

And win one hundred pounds. Or do you now choose an incorrect pack and lose the money?

Which one?
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PACK E . if your a geordie that is

posted on 30/1/25

comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Randy Wolters (U1734)
posted 4 minutes ago
OK so you are blindfolded and a magician lays out 3 packs of cards on the table. They are labelled A, B and C. And he says "You cannot see, do not get stung by a bee, which pack holds the prize?"

The prize is a one hundred pounds.

The magician says "Right I want you to take off your blindfold and hold up the pack you think is the winning pack for one hundred pounds based on my clues, and shout out which pack it is 10 times. So if it is Pack C you should PACK C, PACK C, over and over whilst pointing at the photo on the pack of cards."

Pretty simple.

You know which pack you are choosing.

You get to take your blindfold off at this point. You look down and there are different faces on the packs of cards. One is some African prince, one is a photo of prince Charles and one is a photo of a middle eastern man.

A crowd has gathered now and they are wondering what is going on.

You are faced with a dilemma. Do you now hold up the pack of cards with a photo of the middle eastern man on it and point at it and shout "PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A to the no context crowd?

And win one hundred pounds. Or do you now choose an incorrect pack and lose the money?

Which one?
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PACK E . if your a geordie that is
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But then you are racist and still lose

posted on 30/1/25

Floats in a cross

posted on 30/1/25

comment by TheresOnlyOne7-0Reds (U1721)
posted 2 hours, 31 minutes ago
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 29 minutes ago
My view on the new CL:

Would be good if 6 games
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyJClQ4ooHU/?igsh=MW4wMmxpZ2pvc200NA==
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Fair, me using "the" & "if" unnecessary

posted on 2/2/25

comment by Randy Wolters (U1734)
posted 2 days, 22 hours ago
OK so you are blindfolded and a magician lays out 3 packs of cards on the table. They are labelled A, B and C. And he says "You cannot see, do not get stung by a bee, which pack holds the prize?"

The prize is a one hundred pounds.

The magician says "Right I want you to take off your blindfold and hold up the pack you think is the winning pack for one hundred pounds based on my clues, and shout out which pack it is 10 times. So if it is Pack C you should PACK C, PACK C, over and over whilst pointing at the photo on the pack of cards."

Pretty simple.

You know which pack you are choosing.

You get to take your blindfold off at this point. You look down and there are different faces on the packs of cards. One is some African prince, one is a photo of prince Charles and one is a photo of a middle eastern man.

A crowd has gathered now and they are wondering what is going on.

You are faced with a dilemma. Do you now hold up the pack of cards with a photo of the middle eastern man on it and point at it and shout "PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A, PACK A to the no context crowd?

And win one hundred pounds. Or do you now choose an incorrect pack and lose the money?

Which one?
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Don't understand. Can you repeat that please?

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