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comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 6 minutes ago
horrible puns on comms
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comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 36 minutes ago
horrible puns on comms
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Not you. Plural!

comment by Insufferable-Piffle (U4388)
posted 2 hours, 49 minutes ago
Tevez was the difference between the two sides, actually quite enjoyed that game
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Tevez obviously never read the email about it being a friendly.

comment by Scouse (U9675)
posted 7 hours, 15 minutes ago
comment by Insufferable-Piffle (U4388)
posted 2 hours, 49 minutes ago
Tevez was the difference between the two sides, actually quite enjoyed that game
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Tevez obviously never read the email about it being a friendly.
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Yes, it was in English.

Didn't realise how badly Rooney has aged, he looks more like 60 than 39, and he's younger than Ronaldo. Even Tevez looks younger and they're both older than Rooney.

Yes, but first of all, Tevez is only 70% human.

Second of all, he looks younger because he got a new face aged 17 when he tore it off another man with his teeth for trying to steal his fire to create his own, before sewing the new face to his which had been badly damaged by a sabretooth tiger attack, aged 9.

Yes, Rooney shaved his arrse and glued it to his head but it wasn't as effective as Tevez' methods.

That tw@t from Argentina got abuse from the OT crowd after treating the event like a WC Final. He obviously didnt get the memo... Carlos, Its a charity game against teeny boppers and stand-up comedians.

I say fair play to Tevez.. Invite a feisty professional footballer to any game and then will try and win, especially when 3-0 down.

I also imagine the producers like a bit of a panto villain to gee the crowd up. I would bet he very much got the memo of his role.

comment by Paul Digby (U1734)
posted 3 hours, 40 minutes ago
Yes, but first of all, Tevez is only 70% human.

Second of all, he looks younger because he got a new face aged 17 when he tore it off another man with his teeth for trying to steal his fire to create his own, before sewing the new face to his which had been badly damaged by a sabretooth tiger attack, aged 9.

Yes, Rooney shaved his arrse and glued it to his head but it wasn't as effective as Tevez' methods.
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it does look like Rooney has bumfluff on his head

comment by Ctrl Alt De Ligt (U4302)
posted 6 hours, 38 minutes ago
comment by Paul Digby (U1734)
posted 3 hours, 40 minutes ago
Yes, but first of all, Tevez is only 70% human.

Second of all, he looks younger because he got a new face aged 17 when he tore it off another man with his teeth for trying to steal his fire to create his own, before sewing the new face to his which had been badly damaged by a sabretooth tiger attack, aged 9.

Yes, Rooney shaved his arrse and glued it to his head but it wasn't as effective as Tevez' methods.
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it does look like Rooney has bumfluff on his head
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This is just wrong. He transplanted his bum to his head