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Out of the League Cup to League Two Grimsby Town before the rest of the PL clubs have even entered the tournament

United really are determined to only have one game a week. 28th of August and all you’ve got left is the FA Cup already 🫵😭 the kids aren’t even back to school yet ffs.

Don’t worry though the medical team’s best customer Mason Mount said United are better positioned to challenge for major honours in the coming years than Chelsea not only did United fans agree with him but braindead cuck Chelsea fans did too 🤢

Maybe INEOS with their best project in world football will simply sack another 250+ working class people and then you morons can eat up whatever excuse Sir Jim decides to shlt down your neck. They really got sucked off for “showing ambition" by hiring a “proven, winning manager" while Chelsea apparently hired a Championship bum who would be sacked by Christmas. Shows what most football fans know about the sport

15th last season, won nothing, even lost a cup final to Spurs. Then you went and spunked 200 million great British pounds on Emile Hesko, Mburger and Cumya only to be straight back to 16th and out of the League Cup to League Two Grimsby Town. With two of those players missing the key pens and the other letting CBs take a pen before him.

Imagine that £80m flop CB Slabhead being your best attacker after spending £200m on forwards

86% of you delusional braindead basturds were optimistic heading into this season according to The Athletic, wtf are you lot actually on 😭

That daft biased c’nt Neville had the audacity to predict top 4 ahead of the almighty World Champions 😭 You lot really can’t accept United’s new position in the food chain. You had an awful lot to say when Chelsea were 12th and 6th but those finishes would be dreamland for you right now.

Ralf Rangnick got plssed and shat on for steering you to 6th and now you’ve all been defending a bum who has a worse win % in the PL than Graham Potter had at both Chelsea and West Ham. Gary Neville had a better record at Valencia and he takes the plss out of himself for how unfathomably shlt he was there

Some guy isn’t cutting his hair until your shlt club wins 5 games in a row, he’s finished he’s gonna look like Chewbacca by the time his barber sees him again.

Amorim can’t even muster back to back wins never mind 5. More games played than points won. Same win % as Neil Warnock who’s been relegated twice and didn’t have billion pound squads at his disposal. Leicester are minding their business down in the Championship and even they have more PL points than you do since April

Leny Yoro hasn’t started in a win against current PL opposition and he’s been there 13 months I reckon the almighty World Champions might step in and take him off your hands next summer. Give him an actual chance at fulfilling his potential and having a good career instead of wasting his life at your leaking, plss filled, rat infested graveyard of a club.

You’re fking finished and I hope every single one of you are miserable. You’re done. Only reason you beat Newcastle to signings is because you chuck a minimum of £200k a week at literally everyone because you’re desperate and reek of plss.

Dave Artell (Grimsby Manager) on Manchester United: "They've got an UNBELIEVABLE manager and they are on the right track."

Christy Pym (Grimsby GK): "I'm a Man United fan so I'm half FUMING to be honest!"

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This downfall is absolute magic. Long may it continue.

Oh and when’s that Cole Palmer bid landing then, you delusional bunch of utter, utter mongs 😭

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Up the fkin Chels x